Mom lied. The crust is the shittiest part.

Every swamp has a silted lining.

Life is short unless agony is long.

The glass is completely full…of shit.

I’m all groan up in America.

It had gotten to the point where it seemed like nothing matters, because I’m not a real person and neither is anyone else.

Doubt is a form of pessimism that acts as an agent, which is sent to hinder prosperity on its materilization journey.

Walk in faith. Do not let your doubts take the lead ahead of you; they will show you the wrong path. Being a pessimist is a failure plan uncompleted.

Nothing can save you from hate, empty all your treasures and give it to people and one out of the multitudes will curse you, so live your life to please yourself and not others.

People think I’m all gloom and doom all the time. I’m not. I also have bad days where I’m pessimistic.

Depression is not generalized pessimism, but pessimism specific to the effects of one’s own skilled action.

Pessimistic” is a word for “realistic” that optimists use to make themselves feel better (about their unrealisticness).

What a sad thing men are. Can’t do nothing good without being so weak we have to mess it up. Can’t build something up without tearing it down.

Thus heaven’s gift to us is this: That habit takes the place of bliss.

Hope is the last thing a person does before they are defeated.

Start looking at the glass as half full and not half empty, a positive life is secondary to you being positive.

Everybody has the same chance but you need to be rich…

How can I?

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If life is a punishment, one should wish for an end; if life is a test, one should wish it to be short.

Life has too many disappointments to make room for negativity.

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I am irritated by my own writing. I am like a violinist whose ear is true, but whose fingers refuse to reproduce precisely the sound he hears within.

You can lose a friend in springtime easier than any other season if you’re too curious.

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Don’t degrade your soul to the extent of believing in curses. No man can curse you except your maker.