Good girl. And wasted. Don’t forget to get really wasted.
Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife.
Sure. But it might take me a few tries to get you pregnant.
I have been pregnant in so many movies it’s ridiculous.
She gave me money to buy condoms, and instead I bought a book of baby names.
Gloves are condoms for the hands. My bare handshake might impregnate you.
I’m not being like, ‘Hey, everybody, I’m pregnant!’ I’m not that girl.
The greatest investment you can do in your life is in gaining time.