I had a dream about you. Dinner for two turned into dinner for three when you told me you were pregnant. I was excited, but a little nervous, because we were at a fancy restaurant...

It’s a shame, when I’m at the checkout line, and the cashier holds up my bill to the light, in search for a ghost president, or slashing a yellow marker to see if counterfeit. Even...

Bill Veeck was a charismatic and somewhat eccentric owner-fan during the post-WWII years.

When Bill Clinton was in town, he sent over a balanced budget.

I refer to myself as he, the third person, because the first two people are out on a date. They probably expect me to pick up their tab.

I look at ANWR (Artic National Wildlife Refuge) as a poison pill in the energy bill.

I adore Quentin Tarantino. The ‘Kill Bill’ series is my favorite.

You could not even pay anyone to say something bad about Bill.

Working with Bill Cosby was incredible. I was lucky to be a part of that.

In the years to come, I hope there will be Bill Rancic towers right alongside the Trump towers.

So, what you can do in Microsoft Word is what Bill Gates has decided. What you can do in Oracle Database is what Larry Ellison and his crew have decided.

Bill Hader does a really good impression of me.

Our debts don’t leave us much in terms of choices. We can choose to pay now or try to pay later. But the longer we wait the steeper the bill

Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress asks about our dinner bill. I’ll pay next time, I promise.

Oh Christ, he groaned to himself, if this is the stuff adults have to think about I never want to grow up

Thirteen of us ate supper, and then one of us died. Unfortunately, he did not rise from the dead to pay his dinner bill. And he wasn’t the only one to skip out without paying,...

Therefore, when a person refuses to come to Christ it is never just because of a lack of evidence or because of intellectual difficulties: at root, he refuses to come because he willingly ignores and...

I used to like to make myself sad, so I would listen to Bill Callahan as Smog.

Who regulates the heat of the sun? Who pays the bills of the energy we obtain from the sun? Leave all judgments to that man if you believe we all walk under that same sun!