If your a fly, fly away

Wouldn’t it be great if life was only Legos? If we could give our kids the right, simple building blocks?

We can beat our swords into plowshares, and we can beat our plowshares into swords, but as far as computers go, a hammer can only change the shape of the junk, not it’s function.

I think sometimes people think cheerful is a synonym for dumb, so no one is ever cheerful.

I broke my arm in 3 places so I wont be going back to those places.

Life is like the stock market. Some days you’re up. Some days you’re down. And some days you feel like something the bull left behind.

If I behave like a good boy and take my Prozac…then I won’t be able to write anymore. I’ll have Writer’s block from not being able to communicate with the characters in my mind.

The patient has no limits, only the devil who say that the patient is limited

If you can’t impress them with your personality, baffle them with your bullsh**

(On her son) I’ve met writer’s block. He is short, diapered and keeps unplugging my laptop. Good news: he can be conquered with a bottle and a nap.

She’ll read your mind like nobody’s business.

I hadn’t gone to one dance in my entire high schoolcareer. I was six foot tall and a hundred and twentypounds. When I danced, I looked like a praying mantison fire.

Honesty is the best policy – when there is money in it.

Why sadness was created?So we could rest from laughing.

Your mind is just like parachute ! if you don’t open it, it won’t work !

The more I know mankind, the more I love mt dogs.

People think that the word “class” involves the color black, wearing Chanel No. 5 and carrying a Louis Vuitton. The word “class” and “classy”, to me, mean what happens when you are able to be...

Regret is good. It proves you have a conscience.

Don’t get old; there is no future in it.

I didn’t fall, the stairs of SL just needed a hug OKAY!

Change is not a four letter word…but often your reaction to it is!

Yeah, Mel! If she shoves you again, smack her in the face!” bellowed Mika.Kira glared at Mika. “I mean, beat her in the race!

Do unto others as you’d have KARMA do unto you! Stop thinking in terms of “What’s in it for me?” and more in terms of “What’s in it for the greater good?”!

Life is like Tyra Bank’s left breast. It’s not right it’s not fair & still people loves it for what it is.

Those with all the answers have not asked enough questions.

Back off, Jack-I got four brothers protecting my ass,’ and I just rode on by him

The only way to the top is killing and greed. Okay, I’m kidding. But killing helps.

It is very queer that the unhappiness of the world is so often brought on by small men. They are so much more energetic and compromising than the big fellows.

Appreciate youthfulness and empathize with elderly people.

Prayer works (unless God has a different plan for you, that is different than what you want). Pray now. It works best if God is undecided.

Life is a banquet and most poor s.o.b.’s are starving to death.” Auntie Mame

History, of course, is never real. People either glorify it or horrify it. Or at the very least color it.

No one has ever seen a Brink’s truck delivering money into a cemetery…so enjoy your life, while you still can!

Politicians are a lot like diapers. They should be changed frequently, and for the same reasons.

Dreams come true all the time, just not for the dreamers

Women; the supreme masters of the bait and switch.”D’Artagnan Bloodhawke

No, you just keep polishing your fangs or whatever you guys do in there.

No matter where life takes me, you’ll find me with a smile. Presumed to be happy, always laughing like a child. I never thought life could be this sweet! It’s got me cheesing from cheek...

If someone wanted to have a grudge against me, or didn’t agree with my lifestyle, the way I breathed, the space I took up on this planet, they had an open door to ‘report’ to...

Orang yang jatuh cinta diam-diam hanya bisa, seperti yang mereka selalu lakukan, jatuh cinta sendirian

Your mind is just like a parachute ! if you don’t open it, it won’t work !

If you have one eye on yesterday, and one eye on tomorrow, you’re going to be cockeyed today.

Each year, the Great Pumpkin rises out of the pumpkin patch that he thinks is the most sincere. He’s gotta pick this one. He’s got to. I don’t see how a pumpkin patch can be...

Girls find it rather fun to tease my about my height and the joy I find in the games boys play. Please. I could find a lot of things to say about their stupid makeup...

My favorite sport is female and my favorite food is beer.

This town, this country, this world, is full to the brim with clever people, and just look at it. Never been in such awful shape. Clever people don’t give a damn about anybody but themselves....

When you get kicked in the teeth, chew on it: don’t bite back.

Be happy, for what you have today; for yesterday you were PRAYING for it.

Abracadabra, moron.

Let the only things higher than the airplanes in the sky, be the stories that I tell to others and the castles that i build for myself.