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My father quoted Shakespeare to me often and when I lay a book down with splayed pages he told me better to be cruel to animals, children even, but never so cruelly treat a book.

—Christine Wade

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But to me it sounded like someone throwing a roll of paper towels and a can of frosting into an oven and saying, “You know, I think there’s a good chance of this turning into...

—Lisa Kleypas

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You see, the journey of life is a wondrous thing. There are no maps, and no rest stops. You follow the signs as best you can, and suddenly you’re there. Wherever you are, that is.

—P.J. Bracegirdle

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I’ll take a Cheezy Burger and a shake full of smiles to go.

—Stanley Victor

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To ugly ducklings everywhere,Don’t worry about those fluffy yellow morons:They’ll never get to be swans

—Zoë Marriott

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It is what it is.You are what you it.There are no mistakes.”–Villa Incognito

—Tom Robbins

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It doesn’t matter if you have new parts, old parts or spare parts. You can shine no matter what your made of.

—Bigwell robots

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… an artist should paint from the heart, and not always what people expect. Predictability often leads to the dullest work, in my opinion, and we have been bored stiff long enough I think.

—E.A. Bucchianeri

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Everybody has to sell yeah, and everything has gone to hell yeah.

—Derek Evers

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Emotions are like muscles. Most of them go highly unattended, it’s usually the weaker, undefined ones that cause injury to the rest, and there is most certainly memory response in play.

—Erica Goros

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bad guy” anymore, he’s the BAD GUY!

—Michael J. Sullivan

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If life gives you the wobbles make jelly.

—Magdalena VandenBerg

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Well, the plenty of fish in the sea thing is bullshit,” I said. “The other fish are weird, smell funny, or hooked on someone else’s fishing line.

—L.D. Davis

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There are no guarantees in life, which is why my motto is to live intensely, love fiercely and to always have two shelties.

—Priscilla Cogan

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If you give yourself too much wiggle room, you’ll always be a worm.

—Terry Crouson

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If life takes you long way, take a shortcut!

—Baba

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Tip #4Skinny-dip at will!(Idea)When single boast about finding your inner most happy place and hold on to it Odds are once married you can kiss personal space Good-Bye.

—Hazel Cartwright

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No one ever excused his way to success.

—Dave Del Dotto

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Do you want to know the world? Then look at it closely. Do you want to like it? Then look at it from afar.

—Ion Luca

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positivity is the father of reinvention

—Josh Stern

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The process of learning is a nonstop orgy of wonderment.

—Lev Grossman

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Hospitality is the act of making people feel at home – when you wish they were.

—Renee Garrison

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They said you can’t go to the moon. They said you can’t put cheese inside a pizza crust, but NASA did it. They had to, because the cheese kept floating off in space.

—Stephen Colbert

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The happiest people are the ones who can build a firm foundation of awesomeness out of the stones people have thrown at them.

—Tanya Masse

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Cuántos debe de haber en el mundo que huyen de otros porque no se ven a sí mismos!

—Unknown Author

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Hey listen to me, stay sane inside insanity

—Columbia RHPS

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Analyse it; chance of getting succeed are always greater than failure

—Harishankar Kaushik

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Love is nothing because those who do something for the love of it do it for nothing.

—Mark Forsyth

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Give me chastity and constancy, but not yet.” St. Augustine. “Amen” Odette

—Marie Clair

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exit” which in Spanish means Success = Exito. And then I said :”No wonder Americans are winners ,every door they open leads to success

—Pablo

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AWESOME things come to those who focus on the positive, recognize the blessings, find the humor and never give up!

—Tanya Masse

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As for my brothers,’ Zeus said, ‘we are thankful -‘ he cleared his throat, like the words were hard to get out – ‘erm, thankful for the aid of Hades.’ The Lord of the Dead...

—Rick Riordan

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We worked like dogs, we ate like hogs, and we slept like logs.

—Terry W.

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