It’s not how you look, it’s how you feel in the dark

Let the only things higher than the airplanes in the sky, be the stories that I tell to others and the castles that i build for myself.

If people were Superior to Animals, they’d take better care of the world

Inside the mirrored elevator, Mulch used a telescopic pointer to push P for the penthouse. For the first few months he had jumped to reach the button, but that was undignified behavior for a millionaire....

If you believe in the eighteenth century view of the mind, you will look and act wimpy. You will think that all you need to do is give people the facts and the figures and...

Don’t stop dreaming just because you had a nightmare.

When it came down to it, he just wasn’t that engaged. You had to be engaged to be a vegetarian; you had to be engaged to sing “Both Sides Now” with your eyes closed; when...

If I had but the time and you had but the brain

Said Buddha to the hot dog vendor, “make me one with everything.

Thank you very Much, I enjoyed myself

Staying on the fence is safe … until someone shoots you off!

Dad, one of my first memories is of sharing my worry with you about the space shuttle poking holes in the atmosphere and letting out all of Earth’s air.

Why one human being is attracted to another is one of the great mysteries of the world.

I must go down to the seas againto find where Iburied the hatchet with Yesterday.

Certainly there are things in life that money can’t buy, but it’s very funny – Did you ever try buying them without money.

Just think of what would have happened to poor old Naaman if he had decided to dunk himself only once?

you can do it if you put your mind into it.

There are no menial jobs, only menial attitudes.

The problem with the world is that no one knows how to shit anymore!

You’ll enjoy it. There is much you can learn from books and scrolls,” said Jeod. He gestured at the walls. “These books are my friends, my companions. They make me laugh and cry and find...

Teenagers today, changing lover as easily as changing panties.

your bad past is for you to learn don’t pass it to others.

Yes – I’ve learned from my mistakes, and I’m sure I could repeat them perfectly.

Real mothers don’t just listen with humble embarrassment to the elderly lady who offers unsolicited advice in the checkout line when a child is throwing a tantrum. We take the child, dump him in the...

Everything was a test. Or a lesson. Or a punishment from which he was supposed to learn a lesson, on which he would be tested later, and punished if he hadn’t learned it.

I fears the prayer of a cheated person,morethan all Nigerian armies

Never underestimate a sensitive person they have accurate crap-detectors

You know as well as I do, damn you. Like it or not I seem to have grown a heart. I have absolutely no use for the damned thing, but there it sits, demanding Elinor....

think think think until you blink

You can’t understand Twenty-first-Century Politics with an Eighteenth-Century Brain.

You might have announced in front of the entire football team and cheerleading squad that Ifictitiously liked what your hands did to me, but I just made you come with one finger, so tell me...

When you write from your gut and let the stuff stay flawed and don’t let anybody tell you to make it better, it can end up looking like nothing else.

we can but stand aside, and let them Rush upon their Fate! There is scarcely anything of yours, upon which it is so dangerous to Rush, as your Fate. You may Rush upon your Potato-beds,...

Tell the negativity committee that meets inside your head to sit down and shut up.

A few years after I gave some lectures for the freshmen at Caltech (which were published as the Feynman Lectures on Physics), I received a long letter from a feminist group. I was accused of...

Things Just Happen, What The Hell

If I had created myself, I would be taller, blond, and more well endowed, financially. I would have cast out spiders and bad-hair days. Therefore, and hence, I believe strongly in a Creator who not...

Sometimes I write “Drink Coffee” on my to do list just to feel like I’ve accomplish something-Status Update

Despite wearing a Rolex, I have no time.

Stand up and be counted, or sit your ass in the corner and color.

Kids, don’t trust any radical under twenty-five. His cock tends to get in the way of his political vision

When you have failed at being nice, you’ve actually succeeded in being mean. Success is everywhere if you know where to look for it.

Ah, yes, the past can hurt. But the way I see it, you can either run from it…or learn from it.

DETOX your mind, body, AND your contact list.

I am an A-whole, but I am not 100% a dick.

Natural, xingar a mãe de uma pessoa não vale nada, porque todo mundo vê logo que a gente não tem intenção de maltratar ninguém. Um ditério sem import ncia.

If you don’t like the truth, then don’t make it the truth.

A whole lot of good my IQ came when it came to judging his character.

I decided to irritate him, on the premise that it couldn’t make my situation any worse.

snow is overused.