I go on the presumption that everyone’s full of shit until proven otherwise, and this usually serves me in good stead.

I am the Olympics.

Life is way too short, so try to enjoy every minute of it with a sense of humor!

THE SQUEAK SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH!

People have to follow their hearts, and if their hearts lead them to WalMart, so be it.

iceberg reported ahead,behappy about titanic

My father had the spirit and integrity of a scientist, but he was a salesman. I remember asking him the question “How can a man of integrity be a salesman?”He said to me, “Frankly, many...

There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides.

Watch it…people who keep things inside them develop all sorts of disease…all that emotional gunk’s got to find an outlet. Angry people develop cysts; stubborn people get arthritis; resentful people die of cancer.

Don’t underestimate the power of humor and the ability to laugh at yourself to deliver peace and serenity.

Perhaps you’re not crazy, but you’re very creative.

Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told: “I’m with you kid. Let’s go.

Give your brain a break and read a book.

One thing I’ve learned about people is that the easiest way to get them to like you is to shut up and let them do the talking.

If you don’t want to cook, you should try throwing a dish.

Life is just like the game of poker, you never know what cards you will get. Sitting against the people, you can either win with the king or live on a joker. Many times in...

You have to fight bad days to have best days in your Life.

Life is like a highway. For give those who cut you off and ekep On. Driving

The only thing I break when I’m drunk is records!

I used to work at McDonald’s making minimum wage. You know what that means when someone pays you minimum wage? You know what your boss was trying to say? “Hey if I could pay you...

I want to live in a world where the need for pizza belittles that of war.

let a smile be your umbrella

It’s easy to be cynical in this day and age, but I believe that everyone has some good in them. And by good, I’m referring to “good cholesterol”.

God made us unique ,creative and we screwed ourselves with education

Let destiny change you,but never change your destiny,for what God has given you is the best

Parker fixated on the envelope’s precise penmanship as she lifted it. Her grandmother rarely took the time to write her own name in the return address, let alone give it the aesthetic attention that this...

Too young to care; Too old to change.

Your manifesting results are comprised of a chain with zillions of tiny links—moments, experiences, conversations, physical objects, and coinciding events—all leading up to what you’d consider “the finished product” or the goal achieved. Be open...

Everybody’s got something weird about them.

Wisdom of the Ages: “Seattle Seahawks” More than the Mercury Astronauts, all the Presidents combined and the myth of Horatio Alger-these young men instilled hope in a generation of kids. They are true heroes.

Yeah, well, it’s been a super fun week. And by ‘super fun’ I mean ‘horrible and endless’.

And besides, the thing about committing yourself to a lie is that mostly you end up in twice the trouble, ’cause truth is like a whirlwind and you can’t keep it in a box.

I suddenly remembered that Murray Gell-Mann and I were supposed to give talks at that conference on the present situation of high-energy physics. My talk was set for the plenary session, so I asked the...

Everyone’s the same as much as Different they are..

If time takes orders from man, it would have been reviewed to yesterday to correct the things that are effective.

Faith often comes from patience and remembering that sometimes patience is taking a deep breath and listening to that little voice on the inside saying, ‘Don’t worry, everything is going to be all right.

Please, God,’ Ruth would pray, ‘don’t let me be competitive. Let me realize what a privilege it is to study. Let me remember that knowledge must be pursued for its own sake and please, please...

Bleeding is for those who suck enough to get injured.

Don’t stop aspiring. Just learn to duck. . .

If laughter is the best medicine, let’s OD together.

You can spend a lot of time trying to figure out how men think, and you’ll always be wrong. That’s because they’re so much simpler than we are. They don’t think half the time. They...

You go Picasso!

Many have been the wise speeches of fools, though not so many as the foolish speeches of wise men.

Be polite, being well-mannered doesn’t mean you’re boring.

I told a doctor once, “Doc, if you want to know what’s inside of me, put down the x-ray and pick up my novel!

Remember, people who peek through keyholes have to expect an occasional poke in the eye.

More often than not, if a person is wearing a smile, there is a victim attached somewhere.

If you love somebody set them free- it also works equally well if you hate somebody

I feel about John [‘s gospel] like I feel about my wife; I love her very much, but I wouldn’t claim to understand her.(Following Jesus, p. 27.)

just want to read more books and be a knowledgeable female.