Me Tarz-tosterone; You Estro-Jane

I will never deny that life isn’t fair. It seems as though when a woman leaves a man she is strong and independent, but when a man leaves a woman he is a pig and...

I know but I couldn’t figure out how else to get your attention.” I shrug.

You’re not having sex with him. I know these guys, and you don’t. I’m trusting you with Claudia Reeshman. You need to trust me about Dean Robillard.” She wouldn’t let him off that easily. “You’re...

When someone leaves you, apart from missing them, apart from the fact that the whole little world you’ve created together collapses, and that everything you see or do reminds you of them, the worst is...

Don’t be fooled, Clara. No one’s new and shiny. Not really.

I see uncool people!

No day should be without romance

Trouble & the Wallflower” Kade Boehme, 2014-03-03T20:38:08+00:00. iBooks. This material may be protected by copyright.

Love is a damagemade to the heart,violence,fate thats written,Changeable by distance,Breakable by time…!

Boys dream of strippers, men dream of their women waiting for them at home.

The wealthiest Person on earth is one who is free from the love of Money

Just because you’re in the market for a minivan doesn’t mean you can’t test drive a hotrod.

Maybe I shouldn’t scare off my date so quickly by shooting guns and telling stories about vomit, but, hey, the sooner he knows the real me, the better.

As often as possible, I would hope,” he said, kissing me softly under the evening sky.

Wouldn’t it be great if life was only Legos? If we could give our kids the right, simple building blocks?

I thought about the difference between a mama’s girl and a daddy’s girl. I decided that a daughter who belongs to her daddy expects gifts, while a daughter who belongs to her mama expects a...

My husband says this longing for isolation is not a good quality, that if I wanted to be a hermit I should have moved to the West Coast and adopted a lot of cats, not...

Safety tip. When you see smoke run, never wait for fire.

I’d rather have rabies than be in love.””Why?””Because at least you can get over rabies with some shots.

Men are very sensitive, Mma Makutsi. You would not always think it to look at them, but they are. They do not like you to point out that they are wrong, even when they are....

She spoke under her breath to Nick. “Is there a reason he’s only wearing one sock?” “He puked on his foot.” “Oh.” She turned back to Huxley. “Can we get you another sock? Maybe a...

I took a little walk outside for a while. I was surprised that I wasn’t feeling what I thought people were supposed to feel under the circumstances. May be I was fooling myself. I wasn’t...

Who will ever kiss this encyclopedia of a head?

Names.What’s in a name, really? I mean, besides a bunch ofletters or sounds strung together to make a word. Does arose by any other name really smell as sweet? Would themost famous love story in...

We’ll see.

Charity knew that she had to be up early in the morning. And she knew that a weepy, silly, ridiculously old-fashioned love story was not the thing to watch with a broken heart. Nevertheless, she...

He realized with sudden clarity that the power axis in a conflict shifted once your adversary had heard you plead for divine intervention while her hands and mouth and body brought you to screaming climax...

A nation forgetting its own laughter is in a sad state of affairs

Charity groped for the phone, coming up with it at last and croaking “hello” in a voice that sounded exactly like a bullfrog’s mating call. Which made a kind of twisted sense — last night...

Because of their DNA, most men loved a damsel in distress. Every time a man sees a pretty lass in trouble, even the boorish slob-of-a-man transforms into a chivalrous knight-in-shining-armour. This was why most women...