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Sometimes you just gotta wear the tinfoil hat.

—Gary Hopkins

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Yo Mama sucks so much d***, her lips went double platinum.

—Oliver Oliver

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I had a scimitar at my throat. I’d like to see you try signaling under those conditions.”-Janco and Ari bickering

—Maria V.

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110, 111 whatever it takes!”Michael Keaton character in Mr. Mom

—Mark Buff

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Lucien had never prayed before, never imagined that there might be a deity listening who would be interested in what he had to say, so his supplication skills were a tad rusty.But now Lucien prayed.Please...

—Aimee Roseland

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When Chuck Norris calls 911 it’s to ask if everything is ok.

—Oliver Oliver

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Philadelphia is just the tip of the Pittsburgh.

—The Covert

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Humour sustains us during failure; more so after success, when we’re prone to fail that much more, daring abyss, pumped up with success.

—Fakeer Ishavardas

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What’s the difference between Yo Mama and a 747?-About 20 pounds.-Yo mama carries more passengers.-Not everyone’s been on a 747.

—Oliver Oliver

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Soul, love, joy and natural beauty shines first from within. Make time for quiet reflective moments. Be still and know there is more than just Botox and pink martinis for women over 40.

—Machel Shull

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Goodness, I didn’t expect you to be quite this enthusiastic about my advances. If I don’t play hard to get, how will I ever know whether or not you respect me?

—Kiersten White

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One should never give up on hope. Unless that’s the name of the girl who cheated on you in which case, yeah, give her up.

—Carroll Bryant

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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him.

—Oliver Oliver

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Life before toilet paper was not worth living.

—Sherrilyn Kenyon

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I’m fascinated by idiots… Here’s looking at you, kid!

—Fakeer Ishavardas

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Yo Mama’s like a library, open to the public.

—Oliver Oliver

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You want to break the curse, I want to break the curse. We don’t need to be nice. We need to be effective. Just help me figure it out, and I’ll make you a rich...

—Kate Avery

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Would you like to see it?

—L.H. Cosway

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All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too drunk to remember it.

—Carroll Bryant

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Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

—Oliver Oliver

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The look in his eyes turned a little wild. “That’s the only reason I’m letting you go. If I had any choice–“”You do,” she said “Wed can all sit here and let him die. Or...

—Rachel Caine

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Knowing all the languages in the world could help you to really understand all the jokes you can hear… from my future Kids’ Funny Business.

—Ivan Stoikov

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Yo Mama’s so fat, her ass has its own congressman!

—Oliver Oliver

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