This work is the link between my Dear Natalie piece and my upcoming Agatha work. It bridges that lapse in time and shows how my thinking has changed. It shows me telling a story through...

I think if you’re a painter, you paint; if you’re a golfer, you golf; if you’re a fisherman, you fish; if you’re a musician, you play music.

I was on my way to being on my way when I noticed a rainbow. That’s when I got out my fishing net to try to catch some trout.

Water is central to Jacksonville, and natives think of rivers as roads. Why, just the other day I was driving on the interstate, and I was being tailgated by a lunatic in a canoe. So...

Narissa, let me take you away to a world that you have never known to exist.

We’re talking about a resource that is in dramatic need of monitoring and policing. The wild ground that fish cops run is a mecca for lawbreakers because they feel they’re out of the view of...

Give a man a fish shop and he’ll flounder.Teach a man to manage a fish shop, and he’ll learn to fill it!

What’s the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin.

We run into these streaks. Fish go deep and feed at night.

A fish tank is just interactive television for cats.

I want the white one

I do not believe in eating fish hot. People always insist on hot fish, but that leaves it dried out.

We proclaim human intelligence to be morally valuable per se because we are human. If we were birds, we would proclaim the ability to fly as morally valuable per se. If we were fish, we...

All men are equal before fish.

Don’t be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground.

Of all the fish, in all the bars in the world, she had to not walk into mine. Maybe my love isn’t evolved enough for her.

Love is a speedy bird that looks like a fish. If you catch one in the sky, try not to drown.

I am a pisces, a fish out of water, searching for a way back home.

She’d also called me brave…unless she was talking to the catfish.

Yes sir, the fish was left in place of the crystal ball. It’s been bagged and tagged for analysis.”Great. Now we have another red herring on our hands.

When there is abundance of fish, we need help to pull the nets.

Using my nipples as bait, I went fishing for compliments. I got a few bites, but nothing to write about in Field & Stream.

Fish is a good source of so many other important nutrients, like vitamins B6, A, D, and K, and the minerals zinc, selenium, and copper.

Thoughts are slippery fish in a cold shallow stream.If you are intent on capturing a worthwhile one, you need to stand very still, focus very hard on somewhere outside yourself, and then simply ignore it...

This was all horribly wrong. This was red wine with fish. This was a man wearing a dinner jacket and brown shoes. This was as wrong as things get.

I fish for rain, but I only ever seem to catch snow.

Traveling on, the shaft of his light reached now a great, dully shining oblong, and he stopped, surprised. Then, through the glass sides, he saw bright shapes of fish wheel in schools down the opaque...

Dinner for me is usually some version of chicken or fish – I love salmon – with grilled vegetables and salad.

Why’s this fish so bloody good?” he demanded, angrily.

When all the birds and all the fish join forces, the politicians will be forced to chew on and swallow their own slimy, wormlike words. But until the time that the sky and the sea...

The setting of the sun is a difficult time for all fish.

They used to have a fish on the menu that was smoked, grilled and peppered They did everything to this fish but pistol-whip it and dress it in Bermuda shorts.

I love you like a big fish

I’m as efficient as a fish in the desert. I make love like a sundial at night.

I had a dream about you. Due to the underwater nature of our relationship, I kept referring to you as Mrs. Fishface. You probably thought I was being racist, because you were in fact a...

He virtually lives on fish

I like working with fish, so naturally I like seafood.

If you want to catch more fish, use more hooks.

Because we have found the fish all over the river, it is hard to give a specific number on how many we have found.

We walked along the beach like two coffee lovers. But we weren’t. He was a fish, and I was astonished—not that a fish was walking, but that he didn’t love coffee.

The orange of the golden carp appeared at the edge of the pond. . . . We watched in silence at the beauty and grandeur of the great fish. Out of the corners of my...

I sat next to a salmon on the sofa. After ten minutes of bear-like conversation, it was dead. Oh well, at least surrealism is still alive.

I am not eccentric. It’s just that I am more alive than most people. I am an unpopular electric eel set in a pond of catfish.

They keep saying that sea levels are rising an’ all this. It’s nowt to do with the icebergs melting, it’s because there’s too many fish in it. Get rid of some of the fish and...

Give a man a fish, and you’ll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he’ll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you’re a consultant.

If you want to be a different fish, jump out of school.

Fish like shiny things, stupid people like shiny things, and the late Nebular Romular Ichibar IV liked shiny things. He burned to death when he flew too close to a bright star, which ironically got...

Love comes in many sizes, as do rubber nets called condoms. I use those nets to fish for tiny people.

Mercury starts barkingat a bunch of colourful parrots sitting in the bending fennel. I let him off the leash, and they twitter and fly away, points in a moving constellation.Dad used to say Aussie birds...

Once we were blobs in the sea, and then fishes, and then lizards and rats and then monkeys, and hundreds of things in between. This hand was once a fin, this hand once had claws!...