A woman’s not a woman till the pills wear off.

Silas consumed only one food, and it was not bananas.

The banana flavour of his accidental conception, and the banana theme of his accidental death, now all seemed to conspire against him and rather suggest the universe, Mr Fate or whoever did have some sort...

Yes, sir, but the Librarian likes bananas, sir.””Very nourishin’ fruit, Mr Stibbons.””Yes, sir. Although, funnily enough it’s not actually a fruit, sir.””Really?””Yes, sir. Botanically, it’s a type of fish, sir. According to my theory it’s...

full English breakfast,” which consisted of tea, orange juice, cookies, oatmeal, granola, berries, bananas, croissants, grapes, pineapples, prunes, yogurt, five kinds of cold cereal, eggs, hash browns, back bacon, sausage, smoked salmon, tomatoes, mushrooms, beans,...

I want to see an elephant hunt down a man for the sole purpose of collecting his teeth, while a chorus of typewriters sings songs that praises the bananas for their wisdom, leadership, and their...

Is that a ziggurat in your pocket or are you just Mesopotamia? You should know I sell happy-to-see-me’s & bananas individually or by the pocketful.

The only nutritional sustenance I need is praise, flattery, and potassium in the form of bananas.

I love you like bananas—bunches. Monkeys also love bananas. I’m growing a tree in honor of honor, and I think we should hang out.

I blended into the kitchen like a blender, but I made so much noise that I nearly woke up the strawberries and bananas. You should hear me make love. (I sound like an ice machine,...

Ms. Sophia was evil bananas.