I did what I could,I tried to stay away,I told myself that I don’t need you,I don’t need to feel this way,But soon I realized that I am just a fishAlways falling as you’re prey

A lot of the opening-day lakes in the Puget Sound region have received more fish than they have in past few years. Assuming the weather holds and people can stay out longer, we should have...

I’ve often wondered why more science textbooks don’t tell teenagers that the only thing sharks like to eat more than fish, are dead prostitutes.

I only eat fish – no chicken, no turkey, just fish. I get all my protein from fish and egg whites.

I’m on this diet where you’re supposed to eat only fish and meat.

I stepped to the tank’s edge, leaned in, and concentrated on keeping my eyes open. Which fish would be the shooter? The fish were all facing me, but one in particular seemed to be staring...

Increasingly, we will be faced with a choice: whether to keep the oceans for wild fish or farmed fish. Farming domesticated species in close proximity with wild fish will mean that domesticated fish always win....

A fish called Gilbert. But I just call him Gil to save some breath, so I can spend more time underwater petting him like I used to do to grandpa before he drowned.

I wear a ten-gallon cowboy hat. That’s where I keep my fish tank. When you’re a farmer of love, you’ve always got pink kissers on your mind.

Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is.

I keep a fish in each pocket, and one in my left shoe, so I don’t drown in your love.

No, he’ll impact the fishermen more than the fish.

There are many cultural prejudices. For instance, even though fresh fish is a regional staple, Catalans don’t like sashimi.

Even in the developing parts of the world, kids take to computers like fish to water.

I am an expression of the divine, just like a peach is, just like a fish is.

What if leaves changed shape as well as color? You can teach a man to fish, or you can introduce him to a woman named Fish who happens to look like a trout.

Like, a flood seems like a great way to punish every living creature in the world except for fish. What the hell is a god supposed to do when all the FISH start being assholes?

When the last tree has been cut down, the last fish caught, the last river poisoned, only then will we realize that one cannot eat money.

I like to fish. Fishing is always a way of relaxing.

Beauty without grace is like a fish far displaced from the water and looking at this kind of beauty is like watching that fish die right there on the cement in front of you.

The next best thing to making love to a mermaid, is having sex with a fish.

You can’t eat fish. It’s 6,000 parts DDT per million all over the world, not counting radiation.

Grandma Donna passed the oyster stuffing and asked my father straight out what he was working on, it being so obvious his thoughts were not with us. She meant it as a reprimand. He was...

I’d rate myself five stars, and those stars would all be fish. My review was of how well I walked on the beach.

If I ever see an alien fishing in Scotland, and witness it catching the Loch Ness Monster, I’d probably assume the world would want me to write a poem about the event, rather than take...

Our love was a temporary madness, erupting like the prominent tidal waves that leaps giant, then subsides into the soft decay of the ocean. We were so entwined together, so wrapped up into each other’s...

Flaxfield died on a Friday which was a shame, because he always ate a trout for dinner on Friday, and it was his favourite.

The fish does not know it is wet. America is immersed in violence. The violence is in our souls. The enemy is within.

The sides of buildings should be like the tops of lakes. I’d fish through your window hoping to catch a smile.

I waste more time trying to save time than I would if I were merely inefficient. One woman told me I make love like a fish in the desert, and I believed her, because she...

Did you ever get the feeling that everything was too perfect? Like the moment was so good that something had to be wrong? Kind of like the way a fish sees that bright, shiny lure...

At the last moment, the fish and I exchange a troubled glance. The murrel seems to be demanding an explanation. Alas, I am in no position to start justifying the unusual treatment. What comes next...

A true confession: I believe in a soluble fish.

Whole trees are good fishing nets. I fish like I farm.

I planted the seed in her imagination, and then I farmed it. Like a fisherman.

Well, I motorcycle, I hunt, fish, I do all that. I keep busy. I’m never bored. I’ve never been bored.

You must be strong in March, when the fish are down.

Yeah, there is something in the water. They’re called fish. They grow on land, you moron.

But it hadn’t just been Sebastian who had been watching me. Rather, it had been tribes of merman and mermaids, who had been curious about this newcomer in town that could outswim any school of...

I simply ate a fish-head, but fish-heads won’t fillme now. Your attention is a fish-head,so throw it back into my new body, backinto the body climbing the stairs.