Did I ever tell you the difference between a Northern fairy tale and a Southern one?” she asked him, indulging herself and letting her head rest on his shoulder. God, he felt good. Her man....

Me? I’m being ridiculous? You’re the one flirting for your thesis. What the hell kind of degree is that anyway? A doctorate of dick tease?

You need to decide whether you’re willing to risk being hurt, plain and simple. You can go for it and have a wonderful relationship. Or you might go for it and crash and burn brilliantly....

The path of true love never ran smooth. More likely you ran out of gas, blew a tire, and hit the wall before you crossed the finish line.

But before I pass out, I want you to know that you’re the hottest biscuit this side of the gravy boat.

Our relationship felt like a Christmas gift that you hadn’t asked for and weren’t expecting to receive, but the minute you saw it, you knew it was perfect for you.

Because I love you. Because I love you so much I’m willing to do whatever it takes to make it go differently this time.”… “Because we should be a married couple, because I never wanted...

If I’m working this hard in the morning, I’d prefer it be because my man has woken me up with an eight-inch nudge.

He was a glass half full kind of person and she was…what? The glass is going to break before you can even pour kind of person. Yikes.

I am successful because of my brains and my guts, put together, and I don’t need some fancy-ass degree from a bunch of sweater-vest-wearing pricks who haven’t gotten laid since Bush Senior was president… Do...

And everyone is always saying that marriage is really hard and takes a lot of work. But the thing is, when you know that you love someone, those things don’t matter. You have to push...

Then you shouldn’t pay people to do things for you. End of story.

I think perfect love is any time you love unconditionally, without selfish intent, without concern for personal gain.

Seamus: “I was wondering if you would like to go get some coffee”Cara: “Well that depends … do you like to take long walks?”Seamus: “Yes”Cara: “Do you like sex?”Seamus: “Yeees”Cara: “Then take a f***ing hike...

And the thing is, we can’t fail. We’ve already hit the bottom and come out of it. From here on out, if we just love and listen, we can’t go wrong, babe.

Done.

I mean, it’s okay if you’re the one with the low sex drive. We’ll just have to adjust and learn to accommodate that.

Scars fade with time. And the ones that never go away, well, they build character, maturity, caution.

He was really having a hard time with this. He was not a seductive kind of guy, and if he tried to be sexy, he was going to sound like Romeo, the porn version.

Suzanne had totally forgotten about their court date since she’d been a little busy having tons of condom-free sex with Ryder, planning Nikki’s wedding, and forming a placenta.

Bet you’ve never had a bear down your pants before. Though I’m kind of a bear in bed. (Rick from Back to Basics)

A movie playing on the TV screen in front of us. Some sort of bad Tom Cruise drama. I’ve never liked Tom Cruise. He always reminded me of someone’s creepy cousin, who smiles too big...

Literature wasn’t intended to be about perfect people, it was about flaws, very real and very deep human flaws.

Diesel better have a big dick, that’s all she was saying.

When she quieted the jet engine buzz of worries assaulting her brain, when she stopped thinking altogether and just felt, she knew this was right. Feeling the silence of peace and conviction was so foreign...

How does he get that caveman shit to work for him? I would get my balls ripped off and stuffed in my mouth if I pulled what he does.

Now you bitches can stand here quaking in your boots about what your women might do to you. I’m going to get my woman.

He was willing to pay her to hang around his house and paint Piper’s fingernails? It sounded as easy as Britney Spears.

Once upon a time she had liked to dance. When she had been about the same age as the little brunette out there who kept lifting her dress up over her head. Now that was...

I can’t give you the sunset, but I can give you the night.

He’s a pig and I don’t allow livestock in the house.

But the truth is, I want to be some woman’s work boots, not her high heels.””Work boots?” What was sexy about that? And did women have work boots?”Yeah. You know, the boots she pulls out...

This was fun. We should find out we’re still married more often.””Why, so every day can be a special new plunge into hell?””Nobody I’d rather burn with than you, babe.