I couldn’t stop crying because it was so intimate, in that way I always thought being physical with him would feel. If someone had walked in they might have thought Henry was barely touching me....

I found I could only glance at him for tiny moments and then I had to look away. He was perfect enough to hurt my feelings for a long time, and I wanted to let...

Love one another. Love yourself. Then love will find you whole not half.

But time and time again, I saw the change in their eyes once they’d conquered me. Dehumanization always follows penetration.

Courting is a much sweeter term than ‘dating’. It sounds like it has more intent, more like an agreement that two people enter into with a future in mind.

When it comes to sex: some men treat women as objects; some women treat objects as men.

When a man’s girlfriend’s parents ask him what it is that he does for a living: they’re not really concerned about him; they’re concerned about their daughter’s tummy.

Courting is an activity where a man and a woman flaunt their virtues. Dating is an activity where life exposes the other’s vices.

Adolescence isn’t about relationships, its about dating. Its suppose to be relaxed, and fun. Isn’t that what being a teenager is all about?

Good and safe” are all I have been during my romantic career, keeping myself virtuous outside of relationships never putting out before I had a commitment and a half dozen dates under my belt.

Don’t ever stray from yourself, in order to be close to someone that doesn’t have the courtesy to remind you of your worth, or the integrity of a gentleman to walk you home.

You will always be left with how you feel about other people, if you don’t just take in the way you think and tell them how you feel about them.

I think there’s something incredibly sexy about a woman wearing her boyfriend’s T-shirt and underwear.

Rejection is an opportunity for your selection.

Charity groped for the phone, coming up with it at last and croaking “hello” in a voice that sounded exactly like a bullfrog’s mating call. Which made a kind of twisted sense — last night...

I could kiss that girl. And ya know what? I will kiss that girl. As soon as I get back to school, I’m gonna grab her, and I’m gonna kiss her.

After discovering him in his threesome, I spent the next two weeks in bed suffering from a severe case of vagina elbow. It’s a condition not unlike tennis elbow, but you get it from masturbating.

I got stood up. I wasn’t mad, because at the time I was in a wheelchair.

We had a whirlwind romance. That’s what happens when you date a tornado. Hold on, I have to stop tweeting for a bit because Kansas keeps calling.

He looks good for a while, but ya know, ya can’t shine a sneaker.

I just hope the woman I invited over to dinner shares our insightful perspective.

Tell her that you love her hair, that you love her skin, her lips, because, in truth, you love them more than you love your own.

Just because I am queer doesn’t mean I am queer for you

It could be why you’re still single.

Leave my dad out of this.

Sometimes, you have to shot block a friend’s prayer because she’s asking God to bless an obviously bad dating relationship.

If I have to explain it…

I just remember that there were a couple of times I was dating somebody for a relatively long period of time, and by the time New Year’s came around and made its way to Valentine’s...

When we see a good-looking woman with a not-so-good-looking man, we assume that the man must have a good bank balance. When we see a good-looking man with a not-so-good-looking woman, we assume that she...

Women who do not play hard to get are hard to get.

Had Zach just apologised for kissing her? She didn’t know whether to cry or slap his face. ~Maddie

Until YOU get enough of what you’re going through, no matter what advice a person gives you, you’ll continue to go through the same thing. When you get the courage to stop making excuses for...

I’m not the settling-down type, I’m afraid. I think I’m cursed with a touch of Dating ADD.

just like you did”. (It won’t work if you snigger at this point.)

It wasn’t because you weren’t beautiful, talented, funny, creative or had everything in common. It was because some men prefer plain vanilla ice cream. It’s predictable and a safe choice. Confident and adventurous men prefer...

When love is new, it’s brighter than the sun and 30 times as great as the force of the atomic bomb dropped and felt from your heart, but to some people it will slowly fade...

Maybe our girlfriends are our soulmates and guys are just people to have fun with.

It kind of struck me how great it would be to go out with a guy that size. And if you, you know, got tired of dating him, you could always use him as a...

I know your faults, I know you’re going to do some things I hate, I know the person you are now is not the person you want to be. However, I know the person you...

I did it again. Lying guilty in a hotel room for a woman I will fail for.

Based on the questions we both answered, we’re a 0% love match. That means we’re 100% compatible, once I enlighten her to the correct perspective on life.

I rewired my brain. Now every time I feel disappointment I orgasm. So go on a date or get stood up, either way I’ll cum.

One o’ clock. With her fork she would tantalize the heart of an adoring artichoke, while her escort served himself up in the thick, dripping sentences of an enraptured man. Four o’clock: her little feet...

I’m always looking for meaningful one-night stands

Maybe life involves the pairing of unsuitable people, those who wait and those who keep others waiting, and the key to happiness is finding the one person with whom you share the same internal chronometer.

The One.” Sometimes a girl just wants to have fun.

I’d felt this before, when my granddad was in the hospital before he died. We all camped out in the waiting room, eating our meals together, most of us sleeping in the chairs every night....

Go to the Winter Dance with me.

Sometimes we assume that the new person in our life is better for us because they are totally different from the last person we dated. Only later do we see that we have chosen a...

After that, I’d wanted to date, but I simply didn’t know how. It seemed to come natural to everyone else, pairing up and going out. And now, well, I felt like a nonparticipant, like there...