And you know what people immediately start looking for, five minutes after they arrive someplace new? You know what’s on their minds? I’ll tell you: How are they gonna get laid, and where are they...

I know how to put it on when it comes to interviews and performing because I have to. But I’m pretty laid back.

If I’ve vividly laid out the narrative, the reader will come to his own conclusions.

Guys are a lot like kitchen floors – lay ‘em right the first time and you can walk all over them for years.

If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end.

I’m really laid back but I still like to dress up sometimes.

None of you got laid in high school, did you?

The man was rude, crude, and inappropriate. I was taken with him the moment I walked in the door, and I knew the first moment I saw him that it was going to be raw,...

I am really laid back and kind of go-with-the-flow, but I will never do anything that I don’t believe in.

And though nobody has been dumb enough to say anything close to “You need to get laid” to my face, I resent the idea that anyone might think, if they knew my history, that I’d...