I never stopped joking around long enough to realize you weren’t laughing anymore.

My chest tightens: seeing him so upset breaks my own heart. ‘Don’t you ever wish you could make that bit go away?” I say, feeling angry at the past. ‘That you could erase those painful...

I pity you Juliet. You don’t know what love is. You think it’s Valentine’s Day, and weekends in Italy. You think it’s drinking champagne in some expensive restaurant and being bought stupid bloody underwear. But...

Juliet shook her head. The thought of eating anything made her feel nauseous. “No thanks, I’m not hungry.””Oh yeah, the heartbreak diet,” nodded Trudy sagely. “Been there, done that, bought the T-shirt.

…when you decide you want to be with someone forever, you want forever to start right now.

Not doing anything can be worse than doing the wrong thing.

Forget men, I want to marry my MacBook. It’s dependable, reliable and you can even go shopping with it.

The first time I met you, I fell in love with you there and then, but you didn’t notice me. Then you stood me up. And then I met you again and I hated you....

Too many people miss out on real love because they’re too busy waiting for the ONE to show up

So what are you doing around here?” I ask, feeling all jittery, but this time it’s in a good way.”Oh, I was just in the area.” he says vaguely. “I thought I’d take Welly for...

Books might be your passion but you can’t fuck a paperback.

For a split second they stared at each other. A fleeting, lasting moment. One person noticing another person out of a whole crowd of strangers.

How about a man?” she retorts.

consider the implications. We think we know what we want, but we can never really know until we’ve got it. And sometimes when we have, we discover we never really wanted it in the first...

I am a hopeless romantic. A silly, ridiculous, foolish romantic. I live in a fantasy land. I need to get real. And now, for the first time, I want to get real. I want a...

When men see an attractive woman, they fantasize about sex. When women see an attractive man they fantasize about a relationship.

…we’ve told men for so long that we’re equal, we can open our own doors, carry our own bags, pay our own way, that now they’re afraid to offer in case we accuse them of...

Men, Grace learned, seemed to think women were all frustrated nurses.

If you want a man who’s commited, go look in a mental hospital.