Getting you a date to prom is so hard that the hypothetical idea itself is actually used to cut diamonds,” I added. Radar tapped a locker twice with his fist to show his approval, and...

What you are as a single person, you will be as a married person, only to a greater degree. Any negative character trait will be intensified in a marriage relationship, because you will feel free...

Is this when you tell me I’m your soul mate, O’Neill?

Things are crazy here, and I’m questioning everything.

When you end a chapter in your book of ‘Wrong Men,’ don’t close the book of your love story, just turn the page.

Are you sure you want to go out with someone with that kind of history? …He could have a psychotic break. I read that people get those when they’re twenty-eight.

Sometimes when you lose someone, it’s at that moment that you realize how much they mean to you. And when that happens, and when you think about how you let them slip away, you know...

It isn’t that I dislike artists, but I can’t stand anyone who puts on those ponderous airs of a man of character.

To a man, a woman is fun to be with … until she gains weight. To a woman, a man is fun to live with … until he loses his job.

A tomboy is a bisexual girl’s dream lover.

Hey, he’s awesome. A little unstable, but awesome. We got along great.” Adrian opened the door to the building we were seeking. “And he’s a badass in his way too. I mean, any other guy...

We men are very simple people: if we like what we see, we’re coming over there. If we don’t want anything from you, we’re not coming over there. Period. Please highlight this part right here...

True love still exists if you believe in it; just as one candle light shines upon many in darkness, so is the light of ones heart that believes in true love.

Half of the time, the Holy Ghost tries to warn us about certain people that come into our life. The other half of the time he tries to tell us that the sick feeling we...

There’s no savior here. Especially not at 1:15 a.m.

You can always tell when a woman is with the wrong man, because she has so much to say about the fact that nothing’s happening.

When a boy’s first romantic interlude is with Pheobe the Dog-Faced Girl, he feels a need to get out into the world and find a new life.

I hate how it’s so much easier to be open and straightforward to a computer screen than to an actual person.

Well, I’m sure you’ll find someone somewhere who’ll have you.

A circular table that spins around is a great way to make a romantic dinner for two with three people less awkward. I’ll pay for myself, I promise.

I went on a date last night and things went well. If you must know, I got lucky. I found a four-leaf clover.

Women want a lot of sex with the man they love; men want to have a lot of sex with a lot of different women.

Maybe part of find what you wanted was recognizing what you didn’t want. Maybe there was hope for me yet.

Really, weren’t these facts just placeholders until the long view could really assert itself?

A busy, vibrant, goal-oriented woman is so much more attractive than a woman who waits around for a man to validate her existence.

A while back, when Dick and Barry and I agreed that what really matters is what you like, not what you are like, Barry proposed the idea of a questionnaire for prospective partners.

Camus and Henry waved to me from that muddy truck. They both wanted me to get over myself.So, this was me, getting over myself. And it was about time.

He carried her until he reached one of the hot springs around what became Chapin, and then he walked into the water with her and held her there for three days. He had about given...

To be rejected by someone doesn’t mean you should also reject yourself or that you should think of yourself as a lesser person. It doesn’t mean that nobody will ever love you anymore. Remember that...

That’s all women need men for? Sperm, a paycheck, and free flights?

I understand we’ll be attending your friend Miss Worthington’s Christmas ball. Perhaps I’ll find a suitable– which is to say wealthy– wife among the ladies attending.”And perhaps they will run screaming for the convent.

Daughter! Get you an honest Man for a Husband, and keep him honest. No matter whether he is rich, provided he be independent. Regard the Honour and moral Character of the Man more than all...

Marriage converts a player into a polygamist.

Just as with swimming or riding a bike, you can’t really learn how to fall in love from reading a book not even this one. Sure you can read about the different swimming strokes or...

Sometimes the guy you think is too nice, is just the guy trying his hardest to love you.

While learning others, respect demands that one never takes issue with another’s freedom to choose their ‘get down’ – their way of living… and don’t be mad. But carefully listen, observe, and compare mental notes...

There were conversations going back and forth between the city and the county dating back to the early or mid- 1970s.

The words, I love you, are empty without clarification. Women prefer to be told what they can expect. It is measurable like a Weight Watcher’s diet, with extra points at the end of the week...

Dinner was served on mismatched plates with paper napkins and silverware that looked like it had been stolen from a school cafeteria. The spaghetti was from a box that was still poking out of the...

One girl raved about a nice voicemail a guy had recently left her. I kindly requested she play it and heard this gem: ‘Hey, Lydia. It’s Sam. Just calling to say what’s up. Gimme a...

Tall men are the most romantically successful group on earth, bar none: more successful than rich people, accomplished people and educated people.

Love is often confused with attraction. Love is an action, it’s a choice. We can choose to love someone. Attraction, however, is a feeling, it’s an emotion, it’s temporary.

We have better relationships with those who truly seek us rather than those sitting on the couch watching us move mountains trying to prove ourselves.

I suppose it was that in courtship everything is regarded as provisional and preliminary, and the smallest sample of virtue or accomplishment is taken to guarantee delightful stores which the broad leisure of marriage will...

Love is like a spring rain on a sunny September morning. And when I go out on dates, I bring my own jars of pickles. Women probably find it not only practical, but devastatingly sexy.

Your relationship may be “Breaking Up,” but you won’t be “Breaking Down.” If anything your correcting a mistake that was hurting four people, you and the person your with, not to mention the two people...

I recently heard a talk about identity in which the speaker said it’s almost as though we are born into a world in which we are constantly being labeled by others — our parents, our...

His name is Tyson? I hate to break it to you, but you dated a brand of chicken.

Dating is no charge prostitution.

Having a girlfriend was no longer my greatest need. Knowing and obeying Him was . I wanted to please Him in my relationships even if it meant looking radical and foolish to other people –...