Conflict of interest. I wanted to date somebody who was less screwed up than me, and she wasn’t.

It isn’t you,’ he says, as though you’re to be comforted by the irrelevant role you play in your own life.

Look at this one.” I picked up a small painting of a man with dark hair and a short, dark beard. He wore a loose shirt, cobalt blue, unbuttoned at the top, showing a prominent,...

She didn’t see me because of the reflection on the store windows, and she wouldn’t know me in this car anyway. In fact, she probably wouldn’t know me with shaggy hair and the beginnings of...

At that moment, I hated dating more than doing my laundry

It is the same way with dating. The time you are most prepared for dating is when you don’t need anyone to complete you, fulfill you, or instill in you a sense of worth or...

Facebook is that successful guy you’re supposed to want to date, but you can’t keep your mind off the beautiful freak in the corner. Twitter is my freak.

I’m just playing coy; try harder.

Generally, men prefer dating women they love over women who love them; women prefer the opposite.

To drive a woman away, tell her that you are unemployed. To bore her, tell her that you are single.

I nearly dropped the plate I held. “You’ve asked me out tons of times.””Not really. I’ve made inapproprite suggestions and frequently pushed for nudity. But I’ve never asked you out on a real date. And,...

I’ve said over and over again jokingly that the only way a woman can truly be completely satisfied is to get herself four different men—an old one, an ugly one, a Mandingo, and a gayguy....

To find love is to find strength.

People are going to come into your life, and God is going to use them to help you. To them you’re insignificant and don’t matter. They are not going to understand you, or even see...

Dating someone exclusively for four months in New York is like four years in Anchorage.

Before you choose whom to love, take a look at yourself, choose your own word, think about how and reassess your time when you have given life to love, Know your ready or not and...

Uncommunicated expectations are the shame of relationships.

Well, the heart always holds out hope that the mind knows may not likely be met.

When presented with a member of the opposite sex, some of us get numbers and some of us throw up.

To say that one waits a lifetime for his soulmate to come around is a paradox. People eventually get sick of waiting, take a chance on someone, and by the art of commitment become soulmates,...

Boy, the DMV has got to be the strangest dating agency. But I suppose love is worth the wait. If I don’t meet a woman here, there’s this new club called The Morgue I want...

It’s a fact that when it comes to dating, men are all visual. Well, except blind men.

Guys get a bad rap for not wanting to talk about their feelings but maybe women are in part to blame for that. One thing that I learned from working with people where English was...

Maybe part of finding what you wanted was recognizing what you didn’t want.

Use the darkness of your past to propel you to a brighter future.

One of the best times for figuring out who you are & what you really want out of life? Right after a break-up.

He was a story at least, even if he never became anything else.

I reached down and picked up a baseball bat at my feet and I flung it as hard as it could. It circled and arced high in the air until it slammed against the side...

I smiled at him. Not even Wyatt would have known how to be this honorable when talking about a girl that had hurt him.

Yes, I understand why things had to happen this way. I understand his reason for causing me pain. But mere understanding does not chase away the hurt. It does not call upon the sun when...

In what way did your parents screw up to make you the woman you are today?

Lauren realizes right then that the prospect of being single—of recent events leading to a divorce and her being a single mother with child support checks and the like—scares her to death. Dating itself is...

Whilst lovers: to control her man, a woman uses (the man’s access to) her vagina. When ex-lovers: she uses (the man’s access to) their kids.

When a man cheats, it is said it is because he is a dog. When a woman cheats, it is said it is because her man is a dog.

Maddison de la Botella, licence to drill.

A guy should make the woman he is dating feel different and more special than anyone else in his life

Romance begins upstairs, then culminates downstairs.

And I know I need to invite him over for dinner, because there’s no question. This is serious.

Chasing a man is not winning. The only thing you win is the loss of your dignity. Confidence is knowing your value, instead of expecting a man’s love to provide you with value.

Never develop any mysticism, about love; for love itself is a mystic thing that puts you in a mystic situation.

It’s probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he’s absolutely lethal.

If you cannot be yourself in a relationship, you no longer have one.

There’s a beautiful poem at the beginning of a collection of books we call the Bible. In that poem, it is written: “Then God said, ‘Let us make man.’” God then recognized that it was...

There’s nothing like that feeling of waiting for a guy. It’s the loneliest feeling in the world. Holding that cell phone in your hand as you take out the trash, use the bathroom, change the...

Love tip # 29: Increase your chances of getting to second date by not having stinky garlic breath during the end of the first date. Especially if you’re dating a vampire.

Not only is my lover invisible, but she’s also nonexistent. Talk about a cheap date!

It’s all life is. Just going ’round kissing people.

She looked so sexy with her sixteen cats that I just had to swipe right, but when she messaged me first quoting Monty Python, I knew it was Tinder love. Maybe on the first date...

I’m nothing but envious that you’ve been happily married for two years. Try hauling your cookies on a new blind date every Friday, only to have your, already extremely low, expectations dashed as you meet...

The wonderful, beautiful thing that happens when you rid yourself of the things that don’t see your worth? You make space in your life for all the glorious things you deserve.