Busy’ is another word for ‘asshole’. ‘Asshole’ is another word for the guy you’re dating.

Cheaters never prosper. (Because they suck.)

Asshole” is another word for the guy you’re dating. You deserve a fcking phone call.

..he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he’s just not that into you.

I’m about to make a wild, extreme and severe relationship rule: the word busy is a load of crap and is most often used by assholes. The word “busy” is the relationship Weapon of Mass...

You’re not theone.” We are quite sure you will kill us or yourself or both—or even worse, cry and yell at us.

Here’s something else to think about: calling when you say you’re going to is the very first brick in the house you are building of love and trust. If he can’t lay this one stupid...

He doesn’t have to love your CD collection. He doesn’t have to love your shoes. But any good, mature guy better make an attempt to love your friends and family—especially when they’re great.

Let’s start with this statistic: You are delicious. Be brave, my sweet. I know you can get lonely. I know you can crave companionship and sex and love so badly that it physically hurts. But...

First of all, never buy a man a plasma TV until you’re married. A lot of men once they have a plasma TV they don’t need a girlfriend

You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. You already have one asshole. You don’t need another. Make a space in your life...

A friend of mine told a story about a date with a guy she was really excited about: He stood her up. He then called her, begging her forgiveness and giving some excuse. She told...

When it comes to men, deal with them as they are, not how you’d like them to be.

Bored with the same type of misery over and over and over again.

I believe in love the verb, not the noun.

He doesn’t need to be reminded you’re great.

We’re taught that in life, we should try to look on the bright side. Not in this case. In this case, assume rejection first. Assume you’re the rule, not the exception. It’s liberating. But we...

You are not easily forgotten.

There will never be a good time, financially, to get married, unless you’re Shaq or Ray Romano. But somehow people manage. If your man is using money as an excuse not to marry you, it’s...