I say the word N-U-C-L-E-R the same way that George W. Bush says it.

Your security is not in the hands of Kerry, Bush or al-Qaida. Your security is in your own hands.

Bush has never sent over a balanced budget.

I don’t really feel McCain. It ain’t just because Barack is black; he can make change. Just like Bush equals recession, Barack equals progression.

You don’t write a book when God called you to publish a library! You don’t plant a tree when God send you to cultivate a forest! You don’t evangelize to a crowd when God called...

When we were making the law, when we were writing the literature and the mathematics the grandfarthers of Blair and little Bush were scratching around in caves.

[Norm said,] ‘To all those who argue this war is a mistake, I’d like to point out that we’ve removed from power one of history’s most ruthless and belligerent tyrants. A man who cold-bloodedly murdered...

It is better to make an irrational noise in a bush than in a desert.

It is not only all right but necessary to stand up to George Bush.

Everything that Bush touches turns to manure in public policy.

It will take time to restore chaos

You know, I’m a Republican, I’m a Conservative, I voted for George Bush.

The damage done to U.S. prestige by the feckless, buffoonish George W. Bush will take years to repair.

Freedom and fear, justice and cruelty, have always been at war, and we know that God is not neutral between them.

I was from the bush, watching Greg Norman on TV, but it was a world away.

White men have screwed this country up! I would like a black, female…. everything all rolled into one.I want something different. I want a real change. People, I want a president who speaks well, who...

The Bush administration does not desire to see Islam practiced in its pristine purity.

If George W. Bush is elected president, I’m leaving for France.

The joke was that President Bush only declared war when Starbucks was hit. You can mess with the U.N. all you want, but when you start interfering with the right to get caffeinated, someone has...

If Mr. Bush and Mr. Forbes don’t get most of the votes, they should be arrested for wasting money.

The Republicans in the House and the Bush administration are bankrupting this country.

As with almost every significant aspect of the Bush presidency, its handling of 9/11 was a catastrophe from start to finish.

I met with a man. His name is, “Michael Bush”, a very sophisticated sage. He said to me, “Michael, don’t associate yourself with people in your age bracket, but relate with elderly men, who had...

The only difference between Obama and Bush is that Obama is killing more people. He’s about double the numbers now. Can you imagine if McCain had won and did precisely what Obama has done, with...

We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home.

You can never stay angry too long in the bush though. At least, that’s what I think. It’s not that it’s soothing or restful, because it’s not. What it does for me is get inside...

In lieu of those checks and balances central to our legal system,non-citizens face an executive that is now investigator, prosecutor,judge, jury and jailer or executioner. In an Orwellian twist, Bush’sorder calls this Soviet-style abomination ‘a...

George W. Bush is the worst President in all of American history.

It is inappropriate for the Bush administration to trump up a case in which we are ballyhooed into war.

George W. Bush will have to come to the UN and admit that he was wrong.

Despite what some people have said, President Bush did not want black people to die in New Orleans. However, he did hope they would not relocate to any areas of Texas that he likes to...

Mind you, the effectiveness of one hunter’s gun does not determine the number of bush meats the other hunter will kill. You got to be yourself. Be you.

Even as you enter the fourth year after the Sept. 11 attacks, Bush is still misleading and deluding you and hiding the real reason from you.

When the president during the campaign said he was against nation building, I didn’t realize he meant our nation.

What really alarms me about President Bush’s ‘War on Terrorism’ is the grammar. How do you wage war on an abstract noun? How is ‘Terrorism’ going to surrender? It’s well known, in philological circles, that...