Nothing in this universe is complex to understand than the universe itself. Everything else is as frugal as a cold wave.

It’s the intelligent thing to be frugal.

I am Ebenezer Snooze, and I am frugal with my sleep. I buy warm coffee cold, so I can get a discount.

Agatha was so tight-fisted she could squeeze a penny and strangle Abe Lincoln.

I need more frugality. I wonder where I can buy some.

I like giving gifts, but I like not spending money more.