If I propose to myself and myself says yes, I get to have the cake, right? I love me, so I’m thinking 12 tiers.

Those dripping crumpets, I can see them now. Tiny crisp wedges of toast, and piping-hot, flaky scones. Sandwiches of unknown nature, mysteriously flavoured and quite delectable, and that very special gingerbread. Angel cake, that melted...

Its a matter of time that the money I make become a financial cake that I could eat everyday.

Take the broken pieces of your life, bake a master cake out of it. Don’t stand still like a lake; keep flowing like a stream!

First impression is not the last reflection of a true friend, so if you are head over heels for someone who just bought you a cake, you’d better think twice before devouring your misery.

How is destruction beautiful?” He asked in a challenging tone.”You may think that a broken egg is ugly and messy,” she answered, “but the cake it goes into is beautiful and won’t hold together without...

I wouldn’t want the guests at my birthday party confusing my celebration with the Oscars. That’s why I’m having the awards ceremony after we eat cake and I open my presents.

I got out on the street and started crying the kind of hysterical tears made justifiable only by turning off one’s cell phone, putting it to the ear, and pretending to be told of a...

Azel was an aficionado in killing and in chocolate cake.

foodstuffs absolved of the obligation to provide vitamins and minerals cavorted with reckless abandon.

In Britain, a cup of tea is the answer to every problem.Fallen off your bicycle? Nice cup of tea.Your house has been destroyed by a meteorite? Nice cup of tea and a biscuit.Your entire family...

I saw the world I had walked since my birth and I understood how fragile it was, that the reality was a thin layer of icing on a great dark birthday cake writhing with grubs...

Mma Ramotswe sighed. ‘We are all tempted, Mma. We are all tempted when it comes to cake.’That is true,’ said Mma Potokwane sadly. ‘There are many temptations in this life, but cake is probably one...

Out of love I made you a cake. Also out of milk, eggs, flour, sugar, and vanilla.

Inside, everything is clean, pretty and bright. There are vases of flowers on every surface and it smells sweet, like lemon cake. At the end of the room are French windows. They need painting too,...

You see the fairy tale – four minutes of glory at the Olympics. I thought my life would be cake after that.

As one who appreciated the tragic side of eating, it seemed to him that anything other than fruit for dessert implied a reprehensible frivolity, and cakes in particular ended up annihilating the flavour of quiet...

Is it better to be feared or loved? Loved, because people associate with you because they want to, not because they need to. We need to eat beets, but we want to eat cake. Be...

Life for me has been exactly what I thought it would be, a cake, which I have eaten and had too.

Cake is happiness! If you know the way of the cake, you know the way of happiness! If you have a cake in front of you, you should not look any further for joy!

You can have your cake, but you can’t eat it. You have to sit there and watch me scarf it down.

I’m going to die. And as if that weren’t bad enough, I’m going to die inside a cake.