Will it take the rest of my life to process what has happened? I don’t know.If Freddy were here, he would say, ‘Yet’, as per the rules of a playful accord we have concerning unacquired...

Lord, What a terrible shame. You’re so attractive!’I know, I want to tell her. It should have happened to someone really ugly. And then it wouldn’t have mattered.

Men let women down. Over and over again. I’ts what they’re programmed to do.

Hangovers are a vivid form of vengeance. Last night my apartment became the venue for a small, introverted chardonnay festival. A melancholy choir of Bulgarians provided the entertainment, via a set of headphones that ended...