Yo Mama’s so fat, her ass has its own congressman!
Yo Mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.
Yo Mama’s so fat her butt cheeks have different area codes.
Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white.
Eagles, buffalos and deserts vast, it’s no good living in the fucking past.
Yo Mama sucks so much d***, her lips went double platinum.