Yo Mama’s so fat, her ass has its own congressman!
Yo Mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.
Yo Mama’s so fat her butt cheeks have different area codes.
Are you prepared?” she asked when the other Valkyries had their passengers in place.”Sure,” Matt said. “But we could use a soundtrack this time. Maybe a little Wagner. Da-da-da DUM dum.”Hildar looked back at hiim blankly.”Wagner? Ride of the Valkyries? Da-da-da…Er, never mind.””Oh!” Baldwin said. “I know that one!””Don’t feed the geek,” Fen muttered.”Hey,” Matt...
Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white.
Eagles, buffalos and deserts vast, it’s no good living in the fucking past.
Yo Mama sucks so much d***, her lips went double platinum.