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Milk  Quotes
That is how politics work; if you don’t drink wine they will consider to bring you milk.

—M.F. Moonzajer

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DrinkMilkPolitics
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I don’t eat celery. I eat raw milk, cheeses.

—Carol Alt

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EatMilkRaw
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Show me how to lactate, and I’ll be the best mother a father could be.

—Jarod Kintz

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Breast-MilkBreastsFather
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If you do not milk the cow fully, it falls sick.

—Lalu Prasad

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FullyMilkSick
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The only time I drink milk is when I drink coffee. I make love the same way—contributing 2% as I just sort of lay there.

—Dark Jar

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CoffeeFunnyHumor
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Love is a lot like coffee, I once thought as I suckled on a milky nipple. But I was one at the time, so what did I know about coffee?

—Jarod Kintz

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BabyCoffeeHumor
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I need to know the price of a gallon of milk and a dozen eggs. I need to know right now.

—Lamar Alexander

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EggsMilkPrice
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Debbie alikuwa akimwangalia Murphy kama paka anavyoangalia maziwa.

—Enock Maregesi

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Labels are necessary, for dating purposes. I’m not talking about gay versus straight. I’m talking about milk versus its expiration.

—Jarod Kintz

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GayHumorMilk
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The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk.

—Ogden Nash

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CowMilk
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Whole milk” then you’re obviously not ready to receive a jug of my love. So I’ll just pour it in someone else’s coffee.

—Jarod Kintz

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Right now I have a milk mustache. I grew it on a cattle ranch, and then glued it to my face.

—Jarod Kintz

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Lactose intolerant milk?! KISS, MY, DICK!

—Lewis Black

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ComedyHumorMilk
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Hydrogenated and androgynous milky white love is all I have to offer you. Would you like me to pour it in your coffee, or directly into your soul?

—Jarod Kintz

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The white saucer like some full moon descendsAt last from the clouds of the table above;She sighs and dreams and thrills and glows,Transfigured with love.She nestles over the shining rim,Buries her chin in the creamy...

—Harold Monro

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CatsMilk
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So it happened at last: I was about to become a thief, a cheap milk-stealer. Here was your lash-in-the-pen genius, your one story-writer: a thief.

—John Fante

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I love like whole milk. Don’t give me your skim milk commitment.

—Jarod Kintz

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Men will tolerate what they are used to, even if it’s intolerance. That’s why I still drink milk, even though I’m lactose intolerant. Mamma didn’t raise no bigot.

—Jarod Kintz

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No milk,” I said.”No milk,” said my sister.I watched my dad think about this. He looked like he was going to suggest that we have something for breakfast that you do not need milk for,...

—Neil Gaiman

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BreakfastDadsMilk
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You can only milk a cow so long, then you’re left holding the pail.

—Hank Aaron

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HoldingLeftMilk
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SPIT ALL OVER SOMEONE WITH A MOUTHFUL OF MILK IF YOU WANT TO FIND OUT SOMETHING ABOUT THEIR PERSONALITY FAST.

—Jenny Holzer

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Got-MilkJenny-HolzerMilk
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Weave a circle round him thrice,And close your eyes with holy dread.For he on honey-dew hath fed.And drunk the milk of paradise.

—Samuel Taylor

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On the frozen tundra, I milked a cow and pumped out ice cream. Strangely, it had chunks of strawberries in it.

—Jarod Kintz

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Out of love I made you a cake. Also out of milk, eggs, flour, sugar, and vanilla.

—Jarod Kintz

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I don’t believe that you have to be a cow to know what milk is.

—Ann Landers

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CowMilk
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I’ll tend to her as no mother ever tended a child, a daughter. Nobody will ever get my milk no more except my own children. I never had to give it to nobody else–and the...

—Toni Morrison

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MilkMothers
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Funerals, Coffins, and Death. It’s not just a way of life; it’s also for breakfast. Yes, that is the new cereal I’m preparing to launch. Don’t mix it with milk. Pour it on formaldehyde.

—Jarod Kintz

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When the young womanleans over the sky,about to water the flowers as well as the weeds,her white front splits openuntil her milk runs.

—Günter Grass

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FlowersMilkSky
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Blood was flowing – in Bluebeard’s house, in the abattoirs, in the circuses where God had set his seal to whiten the windows. Blood and Milk flowed together.

—Arthur Rimbaud

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BloodBluebeardMilk
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The ideas flow like milk and honey in my land, my mind.

—T.S. Wright

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HoneyIdeasLand
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The stranger was as white as a gallon of milk, and I felt the desire to pour his soul into my coffee. I’d drink him like the ghost of my grandpa.

—Jarod Kintz

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CoffeeDeathDesire
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I like to be able to get up and go and buy a pint of milk without bumping into 20 people I know.

—Lily Allen

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BuyMilkPint
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I am the kid who sticks her finger in the light socket. I am the person who doesn’t check the expiration date on the milk. I am the idiot who has never looked before she...

—Amy Garvey

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ApartExpirationFall
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Every time you drink a glass of milk or eat a piece of cheese, you harm a mother. Please go vegan.

—Gary L.

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