I like writing about what to me are like questions that I have about myself and the human condition. I find quantum physics fascinating, so I like to write about that, and I like things...

You got to laugh Tree, if you don’t you’ll cry.

I could fall in love with a sumo wrestler if he told stories and made me laugh. Obviously, it would be easier if someone was African-American and lived next door and went to the same...

The real good comedians, like Chaplin, would make you laugh and a second later, cry.

life is delicate, its fragile, it’s a precious thing. you never know when you’re going to lose it. Live life when you can because you never know which second will be your last.

You do right by me, I’ll show you a life most suckers can’t even dream of.

Love more, hurt less. Laugh more, cry less. Live more, worry less. Give more, take less. Hug more, fight less. And most important.. Remember that we are all one! We are love! I LOVE YOU...

Sometimes we focus on the lyrics too much and forget to dance to the music.

The best way to treat obstacles is to use them as stepping-stones. Laugh at them, tread on them, and let them lead you to something better.

No matter how you are taught by your teacher about how to recite a poem, it is impossible to wear your teacher’s smiling face to the stage. You got to change your own face into...

Love is a funny thing. It’s so funny it will make you laugh until you cry.

Only really good comedies and really good horror movies get a verbal response out of the audience. People will scream. People will laugh.

I don’t mind being goofy and silly. I love to make people laugh and I’m not self-conscious.

They can certainly expect to be very impressed with the technical aspects of the show, fooled and led up the garden path by the story and ultimately have a jolly good laugh!

James started to laugh. His chin hurt where she’d smacked him twice, his foot throbbed where she’d stepped on it, and his entire body felt as if he’d swum through a rosebush, which wasn’t as...

Cruise director is – I always laugh and say, ‘He’s the ship’s liver,’ because almost everything you can think of filters through you at some point.

At least I rescued your poor hot dog.

If you’re stressing over happiness, you’re doing it wrong!

You stay safe, You love. You survive. You laugh and cry and struggle and sometimes you fail and sometimes you succeed. You Push.

Laugh, even when you feel too sick or too worn out or tired. Smile, even when you’re trying not to cry and the tears are blurring your vision. Sing, even when people stare at you...

I stop stretching and face him, unwilling to back down from this visual standoff. I’m not going to let him perform his little Jedi mind tricks on me, no matter how much I wish I...

If ever I want to amuse myself with an idiot, I have not far to look for one. I laugh at myself.

E anche se aveva problemi di lavoro e una storia infelice con una donna dalla lingua lunga, almeno aveva imparato a ridere meglio di chiunque altro al mondo.

I don’t understand humans.” Caradoc shook his head. “It takes their brightest minds decades to plan an unmanned voyage to the nearest planet, which can take a year to travel each way. Yet they expect...

It’s very easy for me to laugh at myself and laugh at life.

Almost anything makes me laugh, especially jokes at my own expense. And I will never, ever admit to being ticklish anywhere.

… sometimes in life, you either laugh or you cry. And I prefer to laugh.

Make her smile, make her laugh and make her happy; because this is the only Truth, Meaning & Beauty act any human can ever achieve.

We don’t laugh because we’re happy – we’re happy because we laugh.

You have to laugh, you have to be able to take criticism.

If you have the right voice and the right delivery, you’re cocky enough, and you pound down on the punch line, you can say anything and make people laugh maybe three times before they realize...

To hear them laugh was to hear that everything was all right, but to see them laugh was to see otherwise

American people have the ability to laugh at themselves. It is one of the things that makes this country the great country that it is.

What if it’s just a big, cosmic joke?Then…laugh!.85.

I’m a laugh tart. I make no secret of that fact.

Shigure: We have just witnessed a classic example of what I like to call ‘misdirected rage’. I believe the technical term is being an ass.

I want to feel passion, I want to feel pain. I want to weep at the sound of your name. Come make me laugh, come make me cry… just make me feel alive.

The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.

I’ve never been that guy who says, ‘Ooh, I have to play King Lear’. First off, that’d be a disaster anyway. I tend to read something and see who’s involved, and then know I want...

A crust of bread and a corner to sleep in. A minute to smile and an hour to weep in. A pint of joy to a peck of trouble, And never a laugh but the...

I’m not always a heartbroken guy. I like to laugh, act silly, dance. There are so many more colors to me. I really can be fun.

Sometimes we focus too much on the lyrics that we forget to dance to the music. And sometimes we dance to the music and don’t listen to the lyrics. Let the rhythm guide you. Let...

I think I have so much more to accomplish in this world of acting. There are many different types of characters I want to play. I want to keep making people laugh, and I want...

Stop blaming people for not helping you. No matter how your teacher teaches you to recite a poem, you can’t wear her smiling face to the platform. You’ve got to put that smile on your...

The fact that the public are mesmerised by Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and all these miserable people makes me laugh because those celebrities are more miserable than the people reading about them for escapism.

I think we grew up thinking that the funniest things on TV were the old, serious movies. I always liked the Marx Brothers, but the thing that always made us laugh were movies like Zero...

I have this weird obsession with kids and old people falling. Like, funny falls. It is awful, but it’s the thing that makes me laugh the most.

Laugh until you cry;never let your eyes look dryThis is not a matter of joke;this is all to provokeour sense of humourLife is its own consumer!

It takes maturity to be able to laugh like a child again.

Nobody makes me laugh like my wife.