I’ve done this sort of thing before. Not prophecies so much, but you’d be surprised how many people want to realign their ancestral lines to seem nobler, or rewrite their family history to remove more...

This was so unfunny, Steve had to laugh.

Kissing’s a lot like laughing. If the joke’s funny, it doesn’t matter how long it’s been since you last heard one.

He who laughs and loves is always rich; he who sulks and hates is always poor!

When I said I was going to audition for a film, I got a hearty laugh from all my family.

i have laughedmore than daffodilsand cried more than June.

Journalists who are devoted to strictly factual reporting take particular pleasure from satirical news outlets that have the liberty to laugh and even mock the hypocrisy that reporters and editors must simply observe without comment.

I found out that if you made people laugh, they like you. Most people got to like me because I made them laugh. When they didn’t, I hit them.

At the end of the day, audiences just want to laugh and be entertained. They want to escape from their reality, and that’s why we make movies, to get people to escape from the realities.

Anyone who has learned the Quran and holds it lovingly in his heart will ‘value his nights when people are asleep, his days when people are given to excess, his grief when people are joyful,...

I’m very well known for hiding my phone in really weird places. I can hide it in a refrigerator during a scene or under that bed. It’s pretty bad, but at the end of the...

I wish I could always look like I’ve just finished a really good laugh.

I’m seriously laughing

Life is too short to be unhappy… So laugh insanely, kiss softly, and make love passionately.

Vera had not sensed my approach. She was peering into the instrument and turning knobs with child-like seriousness and ineptitude. It was obvious that she had never used a microscope before. I stole closer to...

Life is too hard to maintain a constantly serious outlook. You have to laugh at yourself and the world now and then―see humor in undesirable circumstances, even harsh situations―or you will either rot from the...

I’m strong because I know my weaknesses. I’m wise because I’ve been foolish. I laugh because I’ve known sadness.

The worse thing I have done in my life is Diary writing…. a wastage of time, wastage of papers filled with some imaginary feelings and bunch of silly activities done each day…. I cant feel...

I laugh because I must not cry, that is all, that is all.

And Peter laughed, and when he did, all the Devils grinned, because Peter’s laugh was a most contagious thing.

It’s important to learn to laugh at ourselves, don’t take life too seriously.

Your smile can heal thousands; but your anger can kill millions. Your “hand-shake” can encourage tens of people while your “finger-pointing” can turn ten thousands away from you!

I laughed, “I don’t have a CHANCE IN HELL of ever turning COLE DRIVER GAY. He’s straighter than NEIL PATRICK HARRIS.

I went through a lot in middle school, and you always try so many different looks and try to be so many different people. I finally realized I’m awkward, I’m lanky, and I’m going to...

I love the show ‘It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia;’ that’s probably a guilty pleasure! I laugh so hard.

Life is sweet absurdity, Sir Wizard. Laugh your way through it.

I’m very Southern in the way I walk in the world. I love to laugh. I love to eat. I love to hug people. But if somebody makes me mad, my neck may roll. I...

You see, with me, when I’m nervous, I smile and laugh.

Transforming a line like that makes it into a belly laugh instead of a laugh against us.

Diana was one of the quickest wits I knew; nobody made me laugh like her.

I’ve certainly played those leading man or male juvenile roles, where you’re not supposed to make people laugh.

You’re gonna laugh when I tell you this, man, but I’m starting to enjoy Eminem.

I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest: “Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was.

When success is uniform, the celebration becomes universal. Of which use is it to you to rejoice at the time your friend cries?

I am love, I love air, water, sun, green, hands, butterflies, birds, fish, cats, trees, you – walking, swimming, dancing, exploring new places, exploring tiny things, exploring thoughts, dreams, bigger than me dreams, like cloud...

If you laugh, you think, and you cry, that’s a full day. That’s a heck of a day. You do that seven days a week, you’re going to have something special.

All great comedians make me laugh, but people make me laugh more.

I laugh because your pain is amusing.

A day without laugh is a day without life.

It has not been an easy name, yet it has brought me many a laugh.

What I tell a girl is, your six-pack hot boyfriend right now, in six years, will be balding and maybe have a paunch. But I make you laugh every five minutes today, and I’ll make...

Moshe was an Israeli with an ear-slitting laugh. He used it in the same way as a madman uses a gun, spraying it around with bewildering randomness.

I’m not aware of having a creepy laugh, but apparently I do.

You will meet a lot of people in your life; some laugh with you, others will laugh at you; some will love to clean your mess, others will love to mess you up! Love all,...

what would you call this haircut?”arthur.

I want to sit down, and I want to laugh. Nothing works better for me than watching somebody slip on a banana peel.

And her laugh was enough to make you want to kick over what you were doing and follow her down the street.

You need me to inspire you and remind you how wonderful you are. You need me to kiss you.” He lowered his head and pressed his lips on her neck. “You need me to love...

There were times when I lifted my face to the sky, stretched my arms wide to the winter night, and laughed out loud, so happy was I.The memory of it makes me laugh now, but...

Take time to laugh, to talk, to hug, and to cry. These are the human relief valves.