He who does not want to communicate will never enjoy their silence for very long.

We can’t know if we laugh at ourselves for being silly or to forget that we’re not and that we are still here only by a sufferance that can be no more predicted than appeased....

I travel. Shit happens.

Your name. That’s all I want.” I debate on whether or not I should explain to him that my name isn’t going to help him in his stalking endeavours.

A quick smile, a nod of recognition, a hearty laugh, these are the sorts things you can do to make people feel welcomed as you keep them locked up in your torture dungeon.

A good artist should laugh often!

If you allowed yourself to hear or feel amusement, you would hear and feel pain.

We always thought we wanted to do a show that you could both laugh and cry in thirty minutes, and I don’t know that there are that many comedies that try for that.

I don’t care what your excuse is, I don’t care what you think God told you to do, if you are in the business of closing children’s minds and obliterating their capacity to imagine, and...

People may ask “why do you laugh at simple things?” Tell them that why don’t you? Life is too short to make it so miserable.

There should be a word for a laugh that ends as soon as it starts. A laugh that’s more a syllable of surprise and acknowledgment than it is anything else.

I think that Americans find the Australian humour and the energy of Australians very refreshing – we are quite self-deprecating, we’re light-hearted and can have a laugh.

—Cuando me ponga en contacto con usted le propondré que nos tuteemos, ,le parece?—Encantado de haberte conocido.

Jace said that the cast of Gilligan’s Island could do something anatomically unlikely with themselves.

My whole thing is to entertain, make people laugh and to forget about the real world for awhile.

(When)When you call me nugget.When you take pictures of me.When you dance.When you complement me.When you laugh.When your eyes squint as you smile.When we make love when we’re sick.I fall more in love with you.

Life’s always sweeter behind River Nile! Cross it; forget the days of the bitter Bile! Leave the torture behind and give a Smile! Keep smiling; Don’t just do it just for a While!

If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think.

I like writing about what to me are like questions that I have about myself and the human condition. I find quantum physics fascinating, so I like to write about that, and I like things...

You got to laugh Tree, if you don’t you’ll cry.

I could fall in love with a sumo wrestler if he told stories and made me laugh. Obviously, it would be easier if someone was African-American and lived next door and went to the same...

The real good comedians, like Chaplin, would make you laugh and a second later, cry.

life is delicate, its fragile, it’s a precious thing. you never know when you’re going to lose it. Live life when you can because you never know which second will be your last.

You do right by me, I’ll show you a life most suckers can’t even dream of.

Love more, hurt less. Laugh more, cry less. Live more, worry less. Give more, take less. Hug more, fight less. And most important.. Remember that we are all one! We are love! I LOVE YOU...

Sometimes we focus on the lyrics too much and forget to dance to the music.

The best way to treat obstacles is to use them as stepping-stones. Laugh at them, tread on them, and let them lead you to something better.

No matter how you are taught by your teacher about how to recite a poem, it is impossible to wear your teacher’s smiling face to the stage. You got to change your own face into...

Love is a funny thing. It’s so funny it will make you laugh until you cry.

Only really good comedies and really good horror movies get a verbal response out of the audience. People will scream. People will laugh.

I don’t mind being goofy and silly. I love to make people laugh and I’m not self-conscious.

They can certainly expect to be very impressed with the technical aspects of the show, fooled and led up the garden path by the story and ultimately have a jolly good laugh!

James started to laugh. His chin hurt where she’d smacked him twice, his foot throbbed where she’d stepped on it, and his entire body felt as if he’d swum through a rosebush, which wasn’t as...

Cruise director is – I always laugh and say, ‘He’s the ship’s liver,’ because almost everything you can think of filters through you at some point.

At least I rescued your poor hot dog.

If you’re stressing over happiness, you’re doing it wrong!

You stay safe, You love. You survive. You laugh and cry and struggle and sometimes you fail and sometimes you succeed. You Push.

Laugh, even when you feel too sick or too worn out or tired. Smile, even when you’re trying not to cry and the tears are blurring your vision. Sing, even when people stare at you...

I stop stretching and face him, unwilling to back down from this visual standoff. I’m not going to let him perform his little Jedi mind tricks on me, no matter how much I wish I...

If ever I want to amuse myself with an idiot, I have not far to look for one. I laugh at myself.

E anche se aveva problemi di lavoro e una storia infelice con una donna dalla lingua lunga, almeno aveva imparato a ridere meglio di chiunque altro al mondo.

I don’t understand humans.” Caradoc shook his head. “It takes their brightest minds decades to plan an unmanned voyage to the nearest planet, which can take a year to travel each way. Yet they expect...

It’s very easy for me to laugh at myself and laugh at life.

Almost anything makes me laugh, especially jokes at my own expense. And I will never, ever admit to being ticklish anywhere.

… sometimes in life, you either laugh or you cry. And I prefer to laugh.

Make her smile, make her laugh and make her happy; because this is the only Truth, Meaning & Beauty act any human can ever achieve.

We don’t laugh because we’re happy – we’re happy because we laugh.

You have to laugh, you have to be able to take criticism.

If you have the right voice and the right delivery, you’re cocky enough, and you pound down on the punch line, you can say anything and make people laugh maybe three times before they realize...

To hear them laugh was to hear that everything was all right, but to see them laugh was to see otherwise