I made people laugh as a kid, but that’s not how you make a living.

The moment you feel joy, the moment you laugh and change your perception, you change your immunity, your body chemistry, and your whole well-being.

Don’t be discouraged by people who tease you out of your dreams. What you have in your heart is bigger than what they have on their lips!

I love like a laugh in a can, so I hope you like Spam. I also hope you like spam, because I forwarded all my unsolicited penis enlargement emails to you, as obviously I don’t...

I’ve never used my weight to get a laugh. That is, used my size as the subject for humor. You never saw me stuck in a door-way or stuck in a chair.

If voting changed anything… I’d still laugh!

Happiness is so simple in life:If I laugh then you are laughing too.

I love everything. The way she strokes her earlobe when she’s thinking. The way she chews her pen when she’s writing. The way she laughs. The way she smiles. The way she’s kind. The way...

—,Cómo se llama?—,Yo?, Manuel González, ,por qué? —preguntó receloso.—No, usted no, el anciano que debo buscar.

A smile is only complete when the face and the whole body is in one accord

Sometimes I make myself laugh, but that’s because I appreciate my sense of humor.

Jack Black is so funny! On and off screen, like, he would make you laugh every day. He’s hilarious.

The clown may be the source of mirth, but – who shall make the clown laugh?

It was easy to conjure him up this morning, when everything was quiet and still. A little, ginger-bearded man; she had been taller than him by half a head. She had never felt the slightest...

If you cannot laugh frequently and genuinely, you have no soul.

Oompow,” which I would translate for you but it’s devastatingly embarrassing.

TV is so seductive with a great workday. You’re going to work and making people laugh, and that’s fantastic.

I laugh with them because it is one of the worst things to be in a room full of people and not laughting when everybody else is.

I have suffered but laughed like others, then came back to me .

When was the last time you had a good belly-shaking-tear-jerking-snot-producing laugh?That long?

Depression scares people off. It makes me laugh that it has that kind of effect.

The burden of the self is lightened with I laugh at myself.

Most people laugh at situations rather than a tagline anyway.

What heartens me is to see ’30 Rock’ on the air. It makes me laugh from my gut, which I really like to do.

The party now is having my kids laugh and my wife laugh and my teammates. I want them to see me have fun and put it in a different way.

I don’t want to hear songs about how sunshiny things are. I don’t like songs that feel like radio candy… I like the ones that make you think, laugh or cry – they pull some...

There are these important things in some people’s lives that can make you laugh even when you’re going through a tough time or a stressful week.

Billy Crystal knows how to make people laugh. He’s got 30 years on stage… there’s no telling him what’s funny.

It isn’t the big troubles in life that require character. Anybody can rise to a crisis and face a crushing tragedy with courage, but to meet the petty hazards of the day with a laugh—I...

Xav sprinkled olive oil on his lettuce. ‘Lola was very particular that it all had to fit properly.’ ‘Lola?’ squeaked Diamond. I wanted to warn her not to rise to the bait Xav was dangling...

The signs of excessive indulgence in this destructive pastime are easily detectable. They are these: A disposition to eat, to drink, to smoke, to meet together convivially, to laugh, to joke, and tell indelicate stories—...

To laugh continually is to never laugh at all. For it takes the periodic sound of sorrow from which to distinguish the sound of joy.

Adults will not necessarily laugh at the same thing as their children.

Life is so funny sometimes that you just have to laugh.

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

My pain may be the reason for somebody’s laugh.But my laugh must never be the reason for somebody’s pain.

Watch a movie that makes you laugh or listen to a song that makes you cry. Embrace your emotions and be proud of what you feel.

Joy is meant to be felt; its not meant to be detained. It is meant to be shared with others; not to be felt alone. When all the mouths smile out their teeth together, thats...

I had a dream about you. A fire raged in a forest, and we just laughed, because we owned a marshmallow factory.

Live as though today is your last, love as though tomorrow will never come, and dream as if there are no limits.

We seem to live in a world where you have to walk around grinning like a loon. I can’t understand all the fuss about Mona Lisa painting, everyone wondering why she’s not smiling, if she’s...

but laugh, laugh, laugh, because if you ever stop laughing, it might just tear you apart

All the kids with fancy shoes or clothes, do you know what I got with a family of nine? When ever we said let’s play poker, we had a full team of adults right there.

We laughed the way that only people who carry each other back from Hell can laugh when they finally get a hunger for the future once again.

It’s grueling never knowing if the audience is going to think you’re funny. It’s soul-destroying when they don’t laugh.

He who does not want to communicate will never enjoy their silence for very long.

We can’t know if we laugh at ourselves for being silly or to forget that we’re not and that we are still here only by a sufferance that can be no more predicted than appeased....

I travel. Shit happens.

Your name. That’s all I want.” I debate on whether or not I should explain to him that my name isn’t going to help him in his stalking endeavours.

A quick smile, a nod of recognition, a hearty laugh, these are the sorts things you can do to make people feel welcomed as you keep them locked up in your torture dungeon.