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Vir Das  Quotes
I did theatre in the U.S. because there, content-wise, it’s very light. In India, theatre tends to get preachy.

—Vir Das

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I do films which get me out of my comedian routine so that I don’t get bored being a stand-up comedian. And with films, it’s here today, gone tomorrow. So stand-up comedy is here to...

—Vir Das

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‘Badmaash Company’ and ‘Delhi Belly’ was about friends, and I was part of the gang. And yes, they did have stars playing the lead! You do need a star to sell a film; and playing...

—Vir Das

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I am honestly very intimidated when I meet new people and they expect me to be the onscreen Vir. On stage, I say a lot of things I might never say in real life; I...

—Vir Das

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Delhi women – they’re the most beautiful women! But the fact remains that they know they are gorgeous.

—Vir Das

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My personal favorite is Woody Allen, who is just amazing as a comedian.

—Vir Das

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What I tell a girl is, your six-pack hot boyfriend right now, in six years, will be balding and maybe have a paunch. But I make you laugh every five minutes today, and I’ll make...

—Vir Das

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Chennai is one of the scariest crowds to face. Everyone looks so conservative, but once you crack the first joke, they are so appreciatively loud that they will hit you with a laugh that will...

—Vir Das

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In Bollywood, people struggle because there is a new person joining every week, who joins an assembly line of people who are very replaceable. But if you are unique, you don’t have to struggle that...

—Vir Das

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Whether I am on a stage, behind a guitar or in front of a camera, I get paid to misbehave. Fortunately, misbehaviour is something I have unlimited supply of.

—Vir Das

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BehindGuitarWhether
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Women do come up to me after a show, but it’s usually to say, ‘Yhank you for making us laugh,’ and all that.

—Vir Das

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Laugh
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All of the films I’m doing are young, urban, high-concept, funny films. That’s the zone where I’d like to play and have fun in.

—Vir Das

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I am a big fan of Adam Sandler and Ben Stiller, who have carved a niche for themselves. I think doing different kind of films gives you longevity and the ability to set yourself apart.

—Vir Das

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It might sound cliched, but choosing the right script is crucial. I think ‘Badmaash Company’ was a very big break for me because it gave me a lot of appreciation from the masses. It made...

—Vir Das

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In a big Bollywood romantic film, taking my shirt off and spreading the hand towards the mountain with dancers behind me are not my cup of tea.

—Vir Das

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Alien Chutney is just what the name suggests it is. Its music that is so funny and quirky and weird that it feels entirely alien to the listener; yet, the content and the subject matter...

—Vir Das

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Matter
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I got ‘Delhi Belly’ and ‘Badmaash Company’ because people from the production house had seen my stand-up comic acts in a DVD that was lying in their offices. It’s been a weird journey, and I...

—Vir Das

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While Mumbai is a melting pot of cultures, Delhi is made of community, and we can see these lines quite clearly. An aunty from Punjabi Bagh will be different from a Faridabad aunty or an...

—Vir Das

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CommunityQuiteWhile
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Time management is the mantra of my life.

—Vir Das

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Management
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I fear debt. I don’t like being indebted to banks. I have a rule in life that I will get it when I can afford it.

—Vir Das

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Rule
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For me, it is very important to believe in the kind of movies I do. ‘Rang De Basanti’ made me feel good about Indian cinema. The movie instilled in me a confidence so strong, that...

—Vir Das

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Strong
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I’ve a belt that I have worn for every single stand-up comedy session since I was 19. I fear if I ever lose it, my career would crumble. That’s my one OCD.

—Vir Das

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Relationship humour gets the most laughs. If I’m able to get the women laughing, men will have to laugh along because they would be scared to death.

—Vir Das

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In ‘Delhi Belly,’ I was bald; in other movies I always carried a different look.

—Vir Das

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I’ve been reading a lot of books on history, and watching a lot of educational TV. Wikipedia too, even though it is not reliable.

—Vir Das

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I am edgy, raw, offensive, vulgar, untruthful, but intelligent. My jokes are always realistic. I do not make fun of children or people who cannot fight back. That is my limitation.

—Vir Das

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If you are known to do something well, people want to see you do that. But what you choose to do is up to you. After ‘Delhi Belly,’ I got some 40 scripts – some...

—Vir Das

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ChooseGuessKnown
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I was only 24 years old when a lady called Sabina Sehgal Saikia – the then ‘Delhi Times’ editor – asked me to host the ‘Times Food Guide Awards,’ so it was with The ‘Times...

—Vir Das

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CareerTimes
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I’m kind of a rebound junkie. So. when a relationship goes sour, I look at the sweetness in life elsewhere. So, I date a bit. The best catharsis is to write jokes and tell 4,000...

—Vir Das

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In Bollywood, I think Boman Irani and Vinay Pathak are unbelievably good at comedy.

—Vir Das

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BollywoodComedy
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I don’t think one gets to choose the kind of comedy he/she does. I may not talk about Rahul Gandhi’s take on an ordinance, but I will talk about things as simple as a ‘chappal’...

—Vir Das

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SimpleSmallTalk
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It’s very important to not repeat yourself. After ‘Delhi Belly,’ I was offered 40 ‘Delhi Belly’s and you can’t do that! So ‘Revolver Rani’ is dark and gritty with action, ‘Sooper Se Oopar’ is a...

—Vir Das

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Movies require a lot of patience. I like instant results. If I have done something that’s not funny at all, the audience will let me know in two seconds. With the movie, I will have...

—Vir Das

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I wouldn’t call myself successful, just obsessively exhausted. The music makes me smile, the movies make me feel humbled, and the comedy saves my life every day.

—Vir Das

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To me, the trick is not how can I make people laugh. It is, how can I make people laugh in a different way.

—Vir Das

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Surround yourself with a bunch of like-minded people, and you’ll soak up their habits like a starved sponge. Fat people with fat friends care less about their weight.

—Vir Das

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CareFriendsLess
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Stand-up comedy is a lot about amplifying emotions and situations; movie acting has a lot to do with mellowing things down and making them subtle. The transition was almost terrifying because of the magnitude of...

—Vir Das

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I auditioned nine times for ‘Delhi Belly,’ and it was torturous!

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Comedy comes from confusion.

—Vir Das

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Whatever movies I sign, they have to get me out of my comfort zone. Otherwise, I would get bored very easily.

—Vir Das

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Anybody with a sharp brain and a mic can become a comedian, but there’s a need to move beyond it. The audience wants to witness the marriage of theatre, comedy and something more.

—Vir Das

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BrainComedy
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When it comes to English stand-up comedy, Indians have only seen the best – Jerry Seinfeld, Bill Cosby and the like. So, when someone claims to be an English stand-up comedian in India, he’d better...

—Vir Das

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A stand-up comedian will never be the life of a party. Instead, he will be the guy who is standing at a corner and observing people.

—Vir Das

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I love the food, the girls, the sky and everything that is Delhi. I have very fond memories of the Moolchand flyover.

—Vir Das

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What is important to me as an actor is that ,even if I have to spread my arms, take my shirt off on a mountain top with my heroine in a chiffon sari, it still...

—Vir Das

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Class I to XII wasn’t much help; I was always a mediocre student. But when I pursued higher education and studied economics with theatre or psychology with science fiction, I got a whole new world...

—Vir Das

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You realise the responsibility of carrying a film on your shoulders when people are investing money in you and they recognise the hard work you have to put in.

—Vir Das

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Shoulders
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I have a rule – ‘funny is funny!’ When I write comedy, it’s not my aim to upset people. I will be offensive, edgy and immature, but I will also be very intelligent and relevant....

—Vir Das

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I feel like I share a great relationship with my audience where they trust my judgment and choice of films and sense of comedy.

—Vir Das

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Sense
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I think of myself as an Indian comedian, but I’ve had British and American schooling. I always had this feeling of not fitting in anywhere, of observing situations from the outside.

—Vir Das

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