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Bill Hader  Quotes
Everything is so tech now; everyone is so connected that way.

—Bill Hader

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Good directors give short and specific instructions to their actors.

—Bill Hader

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One of the reasons I started working at ‘South Park,’ actually, was that I wanted to learn how to structure things and how to tell a story.

—Bill Hader

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I think that’s the thing I learned at ‘Saturday Night Live’ – any time I would try and strategize, I would always, always fall on my face. Things worked out when I tried to make...

—Bill Hader

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‘Superbad’ was such a personal movie.

—Bill Hader

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I set the time on my iPhone to be 30 minutes late, so I’m only an hour and a half late to appointments now.

—Bill Hader

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To be honest, I don’t know how comedy works.

—Bill Hader

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It is funny that people always assume you have a bigger part in a movie than you actually do. I remember a lot of people thought ‘Adventureland’ starred me and Kristen Wiig. But we were...

—Bill Hader

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I worked at a movie theater in Tempe, Arizona, when I went to community college there. And I got fired because a sorority had rented out a theater to watch ‘Titanic,’ and they were being...

—Bill Hader

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At the beginning of each week at ‘Saturday Night Live,’ we have a full cast meeting where Lorne Michaels introduces the upcoming host.

—Bill Hader

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I’ve been a big fan of David Wain’s and was honored to get to be in one of his projects.

—Bill Hader

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I’m crazy lucky. I was trying to be a filmmaker. I was doing Second City classes as a way to be creative. I was a PA for a long time. I was working as an...

—Bill Hader

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Fred Armisen does a pretty good me.

—Bill Hader

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I – at the table reads, I break constantly. If something is up there that I’m not expecting, I tend to – I can’t help myself; I’ll start laughing.

—Bill Hader

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Paul Rudd is a huge ‘Hot Rod’ fan.

—Bill Hader

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I took Second City out of desperation, and that’s what ended up working out. It shows that you should be doing a lot of different stuff, taking whatever opportunities are there, to see what works.

—Bill Hader

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You know what, I remember being on my T-ball team and telling people about ‘Platoon.’

—Bill Hader

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RememberTeamTelling
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I started making little short films with friends, and then I decided I wanted to get into the school play in high school.

—Bill Hader

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Top Ten lists make me insane. I just know they’re going to change daily.

—Bill Hader

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DailyTop
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People ask me, ‘Did you always want to be on SNL?’ No, actually, it never crossed my mind. It didn’t even seem possible. It would’ve been like saying, ‘Hey, do you wanna go to the...

—Bill Hader

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For our anniversary, my wife and I went to see Godzilla, and then we ate at Barnyard Venice, and it was like, ‘We are crazy! The Kardashians have to keep up with us!’

—Bill Hader

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CrazyVeniceWife
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Before you get to ‘SNL,’ you have your own sensibility. And when you get to ‘SNL,’ it’s the show’s sensibility.

—Bill Hader

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I’ve never met Charlie Sheen.

—Bill Hader

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If a movie doesn’t even have financing yet, they’ll do a table read for it at a casting director’s office with actors, for the producer and the writer, just to hear if the movie is...

—Bill Hader

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I collect movies. So I have all those in binders. I don’t have the DVDs out. I put them in binders.

—Bill Hader

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I grew up with my two sisters and my mom, so it’s my lot in life to be surrounded by women.

—Bill Hader

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Pete Davidson – he’s in the movie ‘Trainwreck.’ He has a small part in it. I told Lorne Michaels about him, said he was really funny.

—Bill Hader

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I tried to get people at ‘South Park’ into ‘Downton Abbey,’ and it didn’t work. I think they were like, ‘Downton Abbey?’ What?’ And I kinda made a big plea in the writer’s room, like,...

—Bill Hader

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Wife
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I saw ‘A Clockwork Orange’ when I was 11. When you watch ‘Clockwork Orange’ at 11, it either totally scares you from watching movies, or you want to become a filmmaker. I was the latter.

—Bill Hader

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EitherWatch
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I was at Second City L.A., going through the conservatory, and I graduated in 2004 and I got ‘SNL’ in 2005.

—Bill Hader

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When ‘MacGruber’ came out, David Wain was one of the first people who publicly championed it.

—Bill Hader

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To be honest, I watch way more dramatic films when I’m chilling at home. I think when you work in comedy, you just want something different in your private life. Makes you feel balanced, I...

—Bill Hader

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I really enjoyed playing Vinny Vedecci, the Italian talk show host. He was the first character I ever came up with where I gave him a name and a way of dressing.

—Bill Hader

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Comedy is incredibly hard. You have to be loose. You have to be not afraid to fail.

—Bill Hader

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If you can’t forgive yourself, you think you’re never going to be able to forgive yourself, and you repeat the same behavior.

—Bill Hader

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A lot of times I think people, when they’re doing a movie that’s a family movie, they’re worried about this being too esoteric or too dark or too weird.

—Bill Hader

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I don’t like the sound of my voice or how I look or anything.

—Bill Hader

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I had a small part in ‘Pineapple Express.’

—Bill Hader

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Sometimes you’re working with somebody, and you can tell they’re just waiting to say their line.

—Bill Hader

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I was a production assistant in the post department on ‘The Surreal Life.’ And it’s been reported before that I was an assistant editor on ‘The Surreal Life.’ That is not true.

—Bill Hader

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‘SNL’ is really hard to do when you’re single and living alone. And then it’s pretty tough when you’re married, because you don’t see your spouse.

—Bill Hader

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I work a lot, and it’s kind of like, you meet people, and you just click. It’s not like I’m looking at something and thinking: ‘South Park’ – how do I get on that?’ I...

—Bill Hader

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I was in a sketch group in L.A., and we were playing, like, backyards in Glendale and stuff. It was pretty ugly because we didn’t have any money.

—Bill Hader

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When I met Judd Apatow, he told me I should start writing screenplays. They’d be really bad at first, but the more I did it, the better I’d get.

—Bill Hader

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To be totally honest? I don’t know if I’ll keep doing more impressions. People told me I had a facility for it, and I was like, ‘Okay, I’m the impression guy.’ So you imagine the...

—Bill Hader

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I was never that good on stage with live improv. I was much better on film or writing something and then thinking about it. I was too in my head when I was on stage.

—Bill Hader

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David Sedaris is so good that it makes me mad.

—Bill Hader

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In Tulsa, it was sports or nothing.

—Bill Hader

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Even though it doesn’t look like it, I run. On a treadmill. And I bounce around to all the songs on my iPod – the Pixies, Wagner, Richard and Linda Thompson, even books on tape....

—Bill Hader

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BooksRunThough
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I get migraines a lot. I get them when I’m stressed out. My brain freezes, and I just try to get through that.

—Bill Hader

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