The last time I was intimidated was when I was 6 years old in karate class. I was an orange belt and the instructor ordered me to fight a black belt who was a couple...

The ocean waves were choppy. Good thing I know karate and was able to fight back.

If you ever find yourself in a blender with a banana and an orange, just start throwing karate chops.

Yesterday I bought myself a karate trophy. But I feel like I won it, because the salesman really beat me up over the price.

I don’t need a steak knife to cut my meat. That’s why karate chops were created. I’m like a butter knife, only slightly less deadly. But I’m great with bagels—and disobedient old people.

I would have been a black belt in Karate much sooner, but the store was sold out of Sharpie markers.

Karate, I get a real kick out of it. I would get a kick out of coffee, but I’ve got better ways of stirring, like renting Michael Phelps’ 400 IM time.

Be ye innocent as doves yet wise as serphants” new testament quoted by Elvis Presley and applied to karate

Baada ya kelele zile Murphy alijisemea moyoni kama angebaki pale alipokuwa amebana au angetoka, washenzi wangemvua nguo; alitaka akimbilie nje lakini akasita. Nje wangeweza kumwona na hivyo kumuua wakati sasa alishaanza jitihada za kuokoa maisha...

I don’t know karate, but I know ka-razy!

A karate black belt would make a great blindfold on a kidnap victim, after you karate chop them into submission.

I don’t like to brag or frighten, but I’ve got a black belt. And a brown one, which I sometimes wear with black slacks.

I bought you a box of karate chops, but it could be dangerous to open it with a knife. And cats are masters at getting into boxes, so here, try opening it with my portable...

I practice karate moves when I think nobody is watching. It’s all part of being a real American badass, I guess. Chicks dig it. I mean they would, if they ever looked and caught me...

Dialogue between two characters, each of them different forms of karate, might be a bit choppy.

I’m trained in sarcasm. It’s like karate, only the sting lasts longer.

The waves were choppy, like Chuck Norris’ karate hands. The ocean would have been still, if I weren’t making love in it.

I’ll kill you with kindness. And if that doesn’t work, I’ll kill you with something deadlier, like a karate chop.

I apologized for punching him. I thought he was attacking me with a karate chop disguised as a handshake.

I ate leftover karate chops, before they could smash through the Styrofoam container holding them.