MUSIC. Tunneling right down into your CORE and SOULTIME. Hep, sloppy, SEXY and cerebral. Chancy and hip-swinging like ELVIS and your first teenage KISS.

Atheism is not a philosophy; it is not even a view of the world; it is simply an admission of the obvious. In fact, ‘atheism’ is a term that should not even exist. No one...

Once upon a time, there was a generation of parents who were certain that Elvis Presley’s unashamed hip-swivellingvwas most certainly the end of society.

I always thought that Elvis could have been a great actor, and that he was put in a lot of unimportant movies when he could have done a lot of great ones.

Rivera rubbed his temples. “Satan told you to do it?” he said wearily.”No.””Elvis?””I told you, it’s supernatural.

I remember the revelation it was to me when I realized I’d rather be smart in the way Elvis Presley was than in the way, say, Ludwig Wittgenstein was. The thing was, you could imagine...

With 87 other Elvis impersonators, I’m going to take over the world. Starting with Vegas. We will gyrate our hips out of love, and to end world hunger.

Be ye innocent as doves yet wise as serphants” new testament quoted by Elvis Presley and applied to karate

The sun’s down and the moon’s pretty – it’s time to ramble.

I recently heard of a group called The Lipsticks who only sing Kiss hits, which reminds me of something weird I saw yesterday. I saw Elvis. And he was impersonating me.

I vowed in front of God – and Elvis – that I wouldn’t, didn’t I?

Boats should be shaped more like shoes. Better for dancing. The only thing I’m better at than dancing is making love, and grandmas all over Memphis say they haven’t seen moves like mine since after...

I am the foremost collector of velvet Elvii in the city of Chicago,” I said at once. “Elvii?” Marcone inquired.”The plural would be Elvises, I guess,” I said. “But if I say that too often,...

As far as I’m concerned the last good man went when Elvis died.