When I found him lying in the ditch holding a shovel, I thought he was sleeping on the job. Turns out he was being even lazier, and he was in fact dead.

If a man were choking, what would I do? Depends. If that man is my boss, I’d strangle him.

I wanted to study graphic design, because I wanted to work in an office with designer desks, ergonomic chairs, pool tables, and walls so colorful it looks like a flock of flamingoes exploded and splattered...

Sandra played exceptionally for us today. I patted her on the back and told her she did her job well today.

The passenger door was wide open, nobody was around, and a purse was inside. Was this a trap? It seemed too good to be true. Temptation overtook me, so I reached in the car, popped...

Being by his faith replaced afresh in paradise and created anew, he (the believer)does not need works for his justification, but that he may not be idle, but that he may exercise his own body...

We’ve known for years we’re working ourselves out of a job.

Books are only half our job ; the other half is human nature.

When it comes to getting a job or client, congruent value is aligning the employer’s need with your value add.

My job is to know what other people do not know.

When it comes down to all that ‘go green’ crap, you have to ask yourself, is it worth risking a person’s income, their job, their family… their life? I’m not saying you’re wrong, but these...

It was exciting to get the call. When your turn comes, you’d better take advantage of it, because it can go to the next guy if you don’t do the job.

I just closed my eyes and threw it up. Nate did a great job of catching it.

Follow your passion; Do not get married to it, though.

I wish I could believe it was true, … the amount of energy that goes into denying the case and not getting on with the job is just criminal.

I was worried, but the thing is we are so deep. We’re in our fifth match and I’ve had five different starting rotations. Whoever I put out there seems to get the job done.

The last two games, our guys off the bench have done a great job. We had guys come out tonight and you didn’t know it. The guys off the bench came in, played great defense...

I now have anti-bodies to assholes after working for so many.

He was nervous about going. But he wanted to do his job, and he wanted to do it well.

A professional is a man who can do his job when he doesn’t feel like it; an amateur is one who can’t when he does feel like it.

I hate when a manager falls in love with an employee. Well, if she won’t date me, I just won’t put her on the schedule. If she won’t give me the time of day, I...

If we knew, we would have been able to do a better job of forecasting. We thought in December the cold would take a break. But we didn’t think it would take so long or...

I’m still at work. I’m also still at work (I’m trying to remain motionless until the end of my shift).

Do not complain about two things; your job and your position, because you can always change them.

We didn’t do what we needed to do to get a stop. We have to do a better job as coaches getting our players ready so we have a better chance to be successful in...

Why do lazy, minimum effort employees always seem to find places where they feel “underappreciated”?

People enjoy doing what they do best.

I think Avery has done just a tremendous job.

My job is to try to get everyone better.

I didn’t want to give up my job and join the ranks of the Doing Fuck All brigade no matter how much money I had in the bank.

The American College of Sports Medicine found that the productivity of people after exercise was an average of 65 percent higher than those who did not exercise. If I have something that’s really bothering me,...

The intensity and effort was a lot better than last week at Westville. We blocked pretty well. Our offensive line did a super job and it was just a great overall team effort. It was...

Our fans, as far as I’m concerned, are very knowledgeable and they do a tremendous job of supporting Ohio State baseball. Believe me, our players recognize it and they are very appreciative. There is no...

Dare to dream and dare to stand out. Get off the beaten path.

You should never do everything for free because you won’t be able to survive alone or in comfort. But you should never charge for everything or too much because neither will the people who are...

I want to read the employment section of the Bible. I think it’s simply called Job.

It’s all about, do you want your job? … If you do, then you’ll get it done. If you take pride in what you do, you’ll get it done. It’s all about being a pro.

… In a ROWE* people don’t have schedules.They show up when they want.They don’t have to be in the office at certain time, or anytime.They just have to get their work done.How they do it...

We quit fouling them and putting them on the line. We made them shoot over us and did a better job controlling the defensive boards.

Job was comfortless before the speech of Jehovah and is comforted after it. He has been told nothing, but he feels the terrible and tingling atmosphere of something which is too good to be told.

Most people think, when they’re young, that they’re going to the top of their chosen world, and that the climb up is only a formality. Without that faith, I suppose, they might never start. Somewhere...

The sympathy which is reverent with what it cannot understand is worth its weight in gold. 69 L

Youre just buying a job,

All civilized wo/men are prostitutes: Some sell what’s between their legs; the rest sell what’s between their ears.

They did a great job in designing it. The face is the right size for the fingers and the buttons are spaced well. I suppose you could break it if you accidentally sat on it...

A month ago, Gavin had given his employer four weeks’ notice. “I’ll get a job around here,” he’d told her. “Something low-stress, part-time, maybe. We’re not paying rent, and Dad’s left us plenty. You should...

Being a writer is a more difficult job than people imagine.

In bad countries the government takes care of everyone. In the best ones that’s not necessary!‏

I’m just so anxious to get back. I want to help these guys get the job done. Being away like this made me know how much I really love those guys, love Virginia Tech. I...

Eileen made it look like a cakewalk, … She did such a spectacular job.