I believe all people are assholes. You won’t find anyone that you like. You’ll just find someone you dislike a little less than the last asshole. And I can’t wait for that day. To have a woman that I can say I dislike a little less than all the other assholes.

There are so many people in this world to hate good guys rather than to love them.

Women who say that they have met the most amazing guy in the world are only saying that because they haven’t lived with them yet.

I now have anti-bodies to assholes after working for so many.

We’re happier when the assholes are villains.

We all do have our own reasons for being alone; in my case, I just don’t like wasting my time on some assholes.

World is so beautiful, but alas! There are so many assholes.

How else to make a dent in an object as immovable as patriarchy itself…?

It is my sincere desire that my research and hard work will help create a world where we all learn to walk this Earth, safe, enlightened and free from the perils of cruelty, ignorance, and all the other dark and sinister forces, which make assholes possible.

If you want to have your dreamed husband, you better not wake up; because in real life, all men are assholes.

Bosses are like assholes—everybody’s got one. Well, everyone except the unemployed. But still, bosses are like assholes, in that they are assholes.

He was too busy checking out and checking in, making and breaking plans, buying and losing cell phones, playing computer games and pool, looking at stock quotes, and living the chaotic life that effectively took up all his energy and time.

And then she realized that after that Christmas party, she didn’t really lose anything, except respect for everyone.