World is so beautiful, but alas! There are so many assholes.

It is my sincere desire that my research and hard work will help create a world where we all learn to walk this Earth, safe, enlightened and free from the perils of cruelty, ignorance, and...

We all do have our own reasons for being alone; in my case, I just don’t like wasting my time on some assholes.

We’re happier when the assholes are villains.

I believe all people are assholes. You won’t find anyone that you like. You’ll just find someone you dislike a little less than the last asshole. And I can’t wait for that day. To have...

Women who say that they have met the most amazing guy in the world are only saying that because they haven’t lived with them yet.

We have a strict ‘no-assholes policy’ at SpaceX.

I now have anti-bodies to assholes after working for so many.

And then she realized that after that Christmas party, she didn’t really lose anything, except respect for everyone.

Bosses are like assholes—everybody’s got one. Well, everyone except the unemployed. But still, bosses are like assholes, in that they are assholes.

How else to make a dent in an object as immovable as patriarchy itself…?

He was too busy checking out and checking in, making and breaking plans, buying and losing cell phones, playing computer games and pool, looking at stock quotes, and living the chaotic life that effectively took...

There are so many people in this world to hate good guys rather than to love them.

If you want to have your dreamed husband, you better not wake up; because in real life, all men are assholes.