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I want to live in a world where the need for pizza belittles that of war.

—Jason Barnett

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let a smile be your umbrella

—Nathan Carlson

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It’s easy to be cynical in this day and age, but I believe that everyone has some good in them. And by good, I’m referring to “good cholesterol”.

—John Hartnett

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God made us unique ,creative and we screwed ourselves with education

—Sweta Sinha

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Let destiny change you,but never change your destiny,for what God has given you is the best

—Philosophical Library

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Parker fixated on the envelope’s precise penmanship as she lifted it. Her grandmother rarely took the time to write her own name in the return address, let alone give it the aesthetic attention that this...

—Abby Slovin

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Too young to care; Too old to change.

—Hafsa Shah

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Your manifesting results are comprised of a chain with zillions of tiny links—moments, experiences, conversations, physical objects, and coinciding events—all leading up to what you’d consider “the finished product” or the goal achieved. Be open...

—Debbianne DeRose

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Everybody’s got something weird about them.

—Haruki Murakami

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Wisdom of the Ages: “Seattle Seahawks” More than the Mercury Astronauts, all the Presidents combined and the myth of Horatio Alger-these young men instilled hope in a generation of kids. They are true heroes.

—Matthew Heines

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Yeah, well, it’s been a super fun week. And by ‘super fun’ I mean ‘horrible and endless’.

—MaryJanice Davidson

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And besides, the thing about committing yourself to a lie is that mostly you end up in twice the trouble, ’cause truth is like a whirlwind and you can’t keep it in a box.

—Sarah Monette

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I suddenly remembered that Murray Gell-Mann and I were supposed to give talks at that conference on the present situation of high-energy physics. My talk was set for the plenary session, so I asked the...

—Richard Feynman

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Everyone’s the same as much as Different they are..

—Tirumal Ghisewad

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If time takes orders from man, it would have been reviewed to yesterday to correct the things that are effective.

—Aihebholo-oria Okonoboh

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Faith often comes from patience and remembering that sometimes patience is taking a deep breath and listening to that little voice on the inside saying, ‘Don’t worry, everything is going to be all right.

—Charles F.

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Please, God,’ Ruth would pray, ‘don’t let me be competitive. Let me realize what a privilege it is to study. Let me remember that knowledge must be pursued for its own sake and please, please...

—Eva Ibbotson

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Bleeding is for those who suck enough to get injured.

—Duke Nukem

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Don’t stop aspiring. Just learn to duck. . .

—Leif Herrgesell

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If laughter is the best medicine, let’s OD together.

—Michael P.

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You can spend a lot of time trying to figure out how men think, and you’ll always be wrong. That’s because they’re so much simpler than we are. They don’t think half the time. They...

—Kim Gatlin

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You go Picasso!

—Sarah Weeks

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Many have been the wise speeches of fools, though not so many as the foolish speeches of wise men.

—Thomas Fuller

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Be polite, being well-mannered doesn’t mean you’re boring.

—Anuj Kumar Thakur

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I told a doctor once, “Doc, if you want to know what’s inside of me, put down the x-ray and pick up my novel!

—Gerard de

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Remember, people who peek through keyholes have to expect an occasional poke in the eye.

—Gary K.

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More often than not, if a person is wearing a smile, there is a victim attached somewhere.

—Donald Gorman

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If you love somebody set them free- it also works equally well if you hate somebody

—Josh Stern

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I feel about John [‘s gospel] like I feel about my wife; I love her very much, but I wouldn’t claim to understand her.(Following Jesus, p. 27.)

—N.T. Wright

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just want to read more books and be a knowledgeable female.

—Lawrence Hill

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Think the right amount

—Sydny June

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In an Anglo-Saxon thriller, the villain is generally punished, and the strong silent man generally wins the weak babbling girl, but there is no governmental law in Western countries to ban a story that does...

—Vladimir Nabokov

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I’ll probably never fully become what I wanted to be when I grew up, but that’s probably because I wanted to be a ninja princess.

—Cassandra Duffy

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I enjoy growing older and wiser and learning from my mistakes every single day.

—Ellen DeGeneres

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I’m not mean, I just give people a good reason to hate me

—Haresh Daswani

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A woman with a sense of humor is never vain. (…) A woman who has a sense of humor possesses no refuge from the merciless truth about herself. She cannot think herself misunderstood. She cannot...

—L.M. Montgomery

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‘Yes, we rather condemn people for eternity without the courtesy of informing them.’

—Matthew Pearl

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Not on Netflix! Oh no!

—Kye Alfred

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When people tell me to go fly a kite I tell them to go dig a ditch. They say “why dig a ditch”? I say because I want to be closer to Heaven than you.

—Stanley Victor

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I took a little walk outside for a while. I was surprised that I wasn’t feeling what I thought people were supposed to feel under the circumstances. May be I was fooling myself. I wasn’t...

—Richard Feynman

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The minute you stop caring about your business, is the same minute your business stops caring about you.

—Steven Ivy

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A cause may be inconvenient, but it’s magnificent. It’s like champagne or high heels, and one must be prepared to suffer for it.

—Arnold Bennett

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…it’s just another one of those things I don’t understand: everyone impresses upon you how unique you are, encouraging you to cultivate your individuality while at the same time trying to squish you and everyone...

—E.A. Bucchianeri

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humor is a spiritual journey to see the world in a unique, amusing way.

—Ed Toolis

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don’t drop the soap

—g m

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The meaning of life is profound. Its why we are all so confounded by it.

—H M

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creativity starts’ with a simple master piece

—jonel

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Better days are coming! They’re called Saturday and Sunday.

—Karen Salmansohn

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Only you can change yourself, no one else can.

—Thabang Gideon

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If you don’t believe in yourself ! then no one else will !

—Tom Evans

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