Yes – I’ve learned from my mistakes, and I’m sure I could repeat them perfectly.

Real mothers don’t just listen with humble embarrassment to the elderly lady who offers unsolicited advice in the checkout line when a child is throwing a tantrum. We take the child, dump him in the...

Everything was a test. Or a lesson. Or a punishment from which he was supposed to learn a lesson, on which he would be tested later, and punished if he hadn’t learned it.

I fears the prayer of a cheated person,morethan all Nigerian armies

Never underestimate a sensitive person they have accurate crap-detectors

You know as well as I do, damn you. Like it or not I seem to have grown a heart. I have absolutely no use for the damned thing, but there it sits, demanding Elinor....

think think think until you blink

You can’t understand Twenty-first-Century Politics with an Eighteenth-Century Brain.

You might have announced in front of the entire football team and cheerleading squad that Ifictitiously liked what your hands did to me, but I just made you come with one finger, so tell me...

When you write from your gut and let the stuff stay flawed and don’t let anybody tell you to make it better, it can end up looking like nothing else.

we can but stand aside, and let them Rush upon their Fate! There is scarcely anything of yours, upon which it is so dangerous to Rush, as your Fate. You may Rush upon your Potato-beds,...

Tell the negativity committee that meets inside your head to sit down and shut up.

A few years after I gave some lectures for the freshmen at Caltech (which were published as the Feynman Lectures on Physics), I received a long letter from a feminist group. I was accused of...

Things Just Happen, What The Hell

If I had created myself, I would be taller, blond, and more well endowed, financially. I would have cast out spiders and bad-hair days. Therefore, and hence, I believe strongly in a Creator who not...

Sometimes I write “Drink Coffee” on my to do list just to feel like I’ve accomplish something-Status Update

Despite wearing a Rolex, I have no time.

Stand up and be counted, or sit your ass in the corner and color.

Kids, don’t trust any radical under twenty-five. His cock tends to get in the way of his political vision

When you have failed at being nice, you’ve actually succeeded in being mean. Success is everywhere if you know where to look for it.

Ah, yes, the past can hurt. But the way I see it, you can either run from it…or learn from it.

DETOX your mind, body, AND your contact list.

I am an A-whole, but I am not 100% a dick.

Natural, xingar a mãe de uma pessoa não vale nada, porque todo mundo vê logo que a gente não tem intenção de maltratar ninguém. Um ditério sem import ncia.

If you don’t like the truth, then don’t make it the truth.

A whole lot of good my IQ came when it came to judging his character.

I decided to irritate him, on the premise that it couldn’t make my situation any worse.

snow is overused.

You can wipe your feet on me, twist my motives around all you like, you can dump millstones on my head and drown me in the river, but you can’t get me out of the...

Even if you fall flat on your face, you’re still moving forward.

Only a genius can overlook the chaos

Kadehlerimizi tokuşturup rakılarımızı yudumladık. “Fezai Bey sevgilimin uzaylı olduğunu iddia ediyor,” dedim.”Bütün kadınlar öyledir,” dedi Kız Tevfik.”Seninki hariç,” dedi Tahtakafa. “Seninki, bildiğin orospu.””Uzaylı orospu olmaz diye bir kanun mu var?” şeklinde beklemediğim derecede sakin bir...

I go on the presumption that everyone’s full of shit until proven otherwise, and this usually serves me in good stead.

I am the Olympics.

Life is way too short, so try to enjoy every minute of it with a sense of humor!

THE SQUEAK SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH!

People have to follow their hearts, and if their hearts lead them to WalMart, so be it.

iceberg reported ahead,behappy about titanic

My father had the spirit and integrity of a scientist, but he was a salesman. I remember asking him the question “How can a man of integrity be a salesman?”He said to me, “Frankly, many...

There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides.

Watch it…people who keep things inside them develop all sorts of disease…all that emotional gunk’s got to find an outlet. Angry people develop cysts; stubborn people get arthritis; resentful people die of cancer.

Don’t underestimate the power of humor and the ability to laugh at yourself to deliver peace and serenity.

Perhaps you’re not crazy, but you’re very creative.

Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told: “I’m with you kid. Let’s go.

Give your brain a break and read a book.

One thing I’ve learned about people is that the easiest way to get them to like you is to shut up and let them do the talking.

If you don’t want to cook, you should try throwing a dish.

Life is just like the game of poker, you never know what cards you will get. Sitting against the people, you can either win with the king or live on a joker. Many times in...

You have to fight bad days to have best days in your Life.

Life is like a highway. For give those who cut you off and ekep On. Driving