As for my brothers,’ Zeus said, ‘we are thankful -‘ he cleared his throat, like the words were hard to get out – ‘erm, thankful for the aid of Hades.’ The Lord of the Dead...

We worked like dogs, we ate like hogs, and we slept like logs.

Cuántos debe de haber en el mundo que huyen de otros porque no se ven a sí mismos!

Hey listen to me, stay sane inside insanity

Analyse it; chance of getting succeed are always greater than failure

Love is nothing because those who do something for the love of it do it for nothing.

Don’t judge a cat by its coat.

The virtue of humility is conspicuous only in its’ absence.

People don’t stop being bullies when they grow up. They just dress differently to fool you.

Well, this was uncomfortable. We should do it again sometime in the never future.

My life is interesting enough with out you adding drama, thank you very much. Now can you please leave?

Where there is a will to conquer a man, there is a way to conquer a man.

They’re hungry for something they know nothing about, but we, we know all too well that the price of fame is the loss of privacy.

But there simply was no grey area for him. There was only black, white, and annoying.

How can you possibly do everything you want to do in life if you start doing a bunch of things twice?

Sure, some people are afraid of steroids. Some people were afraid of fire, too. Afraid of electricity, or of splitting the atom. But I know that the body I have now is far superior to...

Sometimes people don’t take responsibilities of their own behaviors and they blame others , i have Four words for them ” Go Sue Your Brain ” .

Sucking at something is the first step towards being sorta good at something.

Je fus nommé historiographe de France; et le roi me fit présent d’une charge de gentilhomme ordinaire de sa chambre; je conclus que pour faire la plus petite fortune, il valait mieux dire quatre mots...

Writers are Igniters!

And there you have it, Your Highness. Turning a jug of water into gold.

Don’t dream it, be it

Decision making, like coffee, needs a cooling process.

If positivity is not your mindset, then reset

Friends are the support bras of life. We don’t let each other down.

I will never apologize for my Southern accent…it just may be my greatest asset.

By wearing cosmetics a woman seeks to look younger or more beautiful than she otherwise would. Honesty doesn’t require that she issue a continuous disclaimer: “I see you are looking at my face. Please be...

Siempre te dije que te dedicaras a los libros en lugar de a las personas. Las personas no se te dan bien.

A lot of men tend to want “models.” I tell men unless they look like a model themselves, they can’t expect to land one.

Then, if we really want our celestial neighbors to know how far we have progressed intelectually, we should have included pictures of Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy

God helps those who strut their stuff.

And poor Mr. Bix!Every morning at six,poor Mr. Bix has his Borfin to fix!It doesn’t seem fair. It just doesn’t seem right,but his Borfin just seems to go shlump every night.It shlumps in a heap,...

You will die like a dog for no good reason.

Sometimes you just have to put on lip gloss and pretend to be psyched.

We don’t have to be defined by the things we did or didn’t do in our past. Some people allow themselves to be controlled by regret. Maybe it’s a regret, maybe it’s not. It’s merely...

There ain’t no such thing as the devil that’s just god when he’s drunk.

I hope you aren’t planning to order me back to bed.””No, you have far too much crockery at your disposal.

After all, her motto is “Better to ask for forgiveness than permission.

Everything is funny from some angle, I assure you it is. It’s just a matter of where you’re standing.

For the first time in memory, I was unable to sleep not because I was anxious but because I was excited. To live in a damp crowded asshole and sing–if these guys don’t know the...

Great we’re bloody inspired

Mister Dresden,” he said. “And Miss Rodriguez, I believe. I didn’t realize you were an art collector.” “I am the foremost collector of velvet Elvii in the city of Chicago,” I said at once. “Elvii?”...

Any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae.

…when we perfect 3-D copiers and they reproduce tissue, we’ll have a million Marilyns walking around with no souls…

figthting for peace is like fucking for verginity

Actually it’s this easy to explain: When your time’s up…poof…your time is up!

Creí que eras de oro, pero eres insoportable.

Deambular no significa andar sin rumbo, sino andar con todos los rumbos.

Google is so my bitch

In an angry fit, my mother had called him an airhead, who couldn’t find his brain even if it came knocking on his door.