Of course, my Christmas is (so much more) gorgeous and romantic (than Germany’s)!! And unlike the rest of the world, we leave wine behind for Santa Claus!””So Santa-san is delivering gifts to children while driving...

If you watch a scary movie together, then the scariness is cut in half!

It seems as if Americans like to be the center of attention even after they’re dead.

ohonhonhonhon~

I shall now express my utter disgust and anger with you through the piano.

You’re the best gay friend I’ve ever had!

make pasta, not war.

In this world . . .It’s Heaven when:The French are chefsThe British are policeThe Germans are engineersThe Swiss are bankersAnd the Italians are loversIt’s Hell when:The English are chefsThe Germans are policeThe French are engineersThe...

Don’t worry, I can hander it!

Long hair will send you to hell!