If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
Art is making something out of nothing, and selling it.
Do you love it – do you hate it? There it is the way you made it
Most people wouldn’t know music if it came up and bit them on the ass.
If classical music is the state of the art, then the arts are in a sad state
It is always advisable to be a loser if you cannot become a winner
There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.