In this world . . .It’s Heaven when:The French are chefsThe British are policeThe Germans are engineersThe Swiss are bankersAnd the Italians are loversIt’s Hell when:The English are chefsThe Germans are policeThe French are engineersThe...

Don’t worry, I can hander it!

Long hair will send you to hell!

I wish Italy would stop being a crybaby. I wish he would kick his bad habit of wanting to eat pasta everywhere. I wish he would stop getting a stomachache every time he ate geleto....

Of course, my Christmas is (so much more) gorgeous and romantic (than Germany’s)!! And unlike the rest of the world, we leave wine behind for Santa Claus!””So Santa-san is delivering gifts to children while driving...

If you watch a scary movie together, then the scariness is cut in half!

It seems as if Americans like to be the center of attention even after they’re dead.