When he saw Tyler, his face went serious, which struck me as comical. Andy had always been protective, but when it came to me having anything to do with guys, he felt it was his...

Latin guys dance. American guys don’t dance. That’s a big difference.

The bad guys are the best parts.

Let’s start with this statistic: You are delicious. Be brave, my sweet. I know you can get lonely. I know you can crave companionship and sex and love so badly that it physically hurts. But...

A peaceful world is only the world of handsome guys and beautiful ladies.

Whoopie doo guys, yes, I’ve dated girls and I’ve dated boys – get over it.

I grew up around a lot of aggressive guys. My parents used to take me to AA meetings when I was very young. So I know aggression, I know insanity.

I’m a very spontaneous person. If someone aggravates me, I’m going to go after them. I wake up every morning, and I say, ‘What bad guys should I go after today?’

So if one, or two, or a handful of guys sells drugs for their own personal gain and profit who just so happens to be a member of the Hells Angels Motorcycle Club, we want...

There’s always that one guy who gets a hold on you.

I do what I did as a hobby as a kid, you know, and make a living at it. And I just feel like I’m one of the luckiest guys in the world ‘cuz I...

Guys would sleep with a bicycle if it had the right color lip gloss on. They have no shame. They’re like bull elks in a field.

Women who say that they have met the most amazing guy in the world are only saying that because they haven’t lived with them yet.

I am not close to retirement. I still have a lot more that I can achieve. There are younger guys coming into F1, but I am not old and I’m not finished.

I’ve dated all kinds of guys and didn’t know who I’d end up with. But I kind of assumed it would be someone more like my dad than not.

Us comics guys tend to get really good at the things we draw a lot. I’m good at creepy old forests, Victorian houses, underground goblin cities, and beautiful but creepy fairies.

Don’t worry about it. It’s just a bunch of guys with an odd-shaped ball.

You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. You already have one asshole. You don’t need another. Make a space in your life...

Tony Orlando is one of the nicest guys I have ever met – bar none – in my entire life. I was always a fan when I was a kid – you know, huge fan....

Facebook is that successful guy you’re supposed to want to date, but you can’t keep your mind off the beautiful freak in the corner. Twitter is my freak.

Guys are a lot like kitchen floors – lay ‘em right the first time and you can walk all over them for years.

Sometimes I wish I was a guy. Life’s so much easier for them.

I was more comfortable with guys growing up, but now I find myself more comfortable in my own skin and open to people, regardless of their gender or popularity or any other label, as a...

I’ve always gone for the more sensitive, bookish guy, totally. The jock boys, the sporty guys, I don’t know… they just didn’t do it for me.

Then, there was Greenpeace, I remember that when they first started out with the boats in the waters, and the guys in the boats between the whales and the boats that will hunting the whales...

If it wasn’t for KISS, there would be no Guns N’ Roses. Bands like that made Guns N’ Roses. We were five guys with five personalities and five different influences. The stars were aligned for...

The crew members for ‘The Price Is Right’ at night are the same guys who work ‘Y&R’ during the day. It’s even in the same studio. I’ve been in the place for 15 years. So...

Girls with their legs crossed, girls with their legs not crossed, girls with terrific legs, girls with lousy legs, girls that looked like swell girls, girls that looked like they’d be bitches if you knew...

Why can’t ladies like nice guys?

Last guys don’t finish nice.

I think there are a lot of good people, a lot of good football guys in the NFL.

He doesn’t have to love your CD collection. He doesn’t have to love your shoes. But any good, mature guy better make an attempt to love your friends and family—especially when they’re great.

I don’t think much about guys from the past. I’m glad I knew them, but there’s a reason they didn’t make it into my future.

Guys that play videogames are hot!

One of the best sleight-of-hand guys I know is a plumber.

Some of these guys… I’ve worked with Ice Cube, I think he’s an immensely talented rapper and actor.

I like to feel like just one of the guys. Especially when I hang out with the girls.

The big shock of my life was Abstract Expressionism – Pollock, de Kooning, those guys. It changed my work. I was an academically trained student, and suddenly you could pour paint, smear it on, broom...

In her experience, there were only two kinds of guys: the ones into sports and the ones into video gaming. It seemed guys had to be obsessed with something, whether it was watching a game...

Hardcore wrestling like CZW is just nonsense. There’s no story there. You’ve got guys jumping off of houses onto barb wired tables, and that’s it. They don’t know how to work. CZW is trash.

I’m not one of those pop guys. That’s for wimps like Vanilla Ice.

All my buddies over the years, like Kevin Costner and the guys – I see ’em go here, I see ’em go there – but I just do my work.

I’m a little younger than these guys, but I would say all of us are huge fans of the original ‘MacGyver’ series, and obviously we found that inspiration for the original pitch for ‘MacGruber.’

I don’t like tight pants on guys.

The thing I really look for in this business is there are guys who are into football and there are guys who are in the profession for other reasons.

The Sandinistas are a tough bunch of guys, with a fabulous amount of Soviet Bloc equipment and Soviet Bloc advisers.

I don’t think much about guys from the past. I’m glad I knew them, but there’s a reason they didn’t make it into my future.

I was very careful to cast guys who were very good-looking and very fit and who had a certain sense of privilege about them, because with that sense of privilege comes contempt.

With most tech guys, it’s the same outfit every day – they wear their company logo.

My family comes first. Maybe that’s what makes me different from other guys.