Ladies and gentlemen, when you paint your lips, eyes, nails, hair, side-beards, or whatever, to look beautiful or handsome, don’t forget your up stairs, if you don’t go up there to put things in order,...

Now I know why guys like to hug girls. You guys just want to cop a feel. I can’t believe that I’ve fallen for it all these years!

One out of forty American men wears women’s clothing. We’ve had more than forty presidents. One of these guys has been dancing around the Oval Office in a prom dress.

When I first used to tour, guys would come up and say, ‘Where’s the fight club in my area?’ and I would say, ‘There isn’t one.’ And they’d say, ‘No, no, you can tell me,...

My thing is, I like playing guys who have a really interesting internal monologue.

I’m not Brad Pitt or George Clooney. Those guys walk into a room and the room changes. I think there’s something more… not average, but everyman about me.

Mummy’s coming home late tonight. It’ll be just we guys, so we can get drunk and watch porn.

Well even before she was diagnosed with the cancer, I would have said that she was a lot tougher than me and most guys would probably say that about their wives and it’s probably true...

I always like playing the bad guys. They have more fun!

Ethan gave me an admiring look that wasn’t about sex, but about that guy moment when they realize you are not just another pretty face, but maybe, just maybe you can be cute, petite, and...

Overall, we had about 50 meetings where the brothers would say that I couldn’t do any solo records, I couldn’t write for other people, I couldn’t do this and I couldn’t do that. These guys...

With my guys and with the way that we live out there, we work out a lot and try to eat right, but we try to basically keep it our own rhythm and our own...

Though I’d have to say it was generally the guys in Detroit, as a group, that won the two Championships. They were terrific and I always look back very fondly.

The worst job I ever had was working nights in the Chrysler Building. I was part of a team of about five guys, and we polished the leather furniture.

Even as voters, we try to keep up with the guys as much as possible, mainly through television or ESPN.

The guys in Kiss use some make up too so at first it was exiting. I’ve almost stopped using make-up nowadays.

Guys are so easygoing and girls are a little harder to please, but that’s okay.

I think it’s easier to identify with guys who are just trying to make a living and working day to day.

Y’know when your dog drags its butt across the carpet leaving a stain- It’s not as easy as it looks…”

Steroids are for guys who want to cheat opponents.

I’m impressed with how the NBA, as a whole, is dressing so well. Guys are being very creative and having fun with it.

Regardless of what you want to call it, guys need some type of spirituality they can grab onto. If it’s Christianity, which is a very structured approach, or if it’s something that’s a little more...

I have spoken to a whole group of millionaires, head executives at Microsoft. Boy did I chew those guys out.

A beautiful woman can have almost any man she wants. A rich man can have almost any woman he wants.

For us tall people, the whole key is that your hips and your knees should form a right angle when you sit down. That’s where backs and hips get to be problems for big guys.

For you the guy should be the one who will look like the God among the guys.

If a guy likes you, he will not just fight for you. He will also fight the rest of the guys who were hoping to take his place.

Bachelor parties are for the married guys.

Five guys on the court working together can achieve more than five talented individuals who come and go as individuals.

None of the other guys in the band really sang, so that’s when I brought Roy Clark in.

The guys who walk on Mars are going to be historic.

I don’t want to be one of those guys where I go there and wait a long time before I become a starter.

Lesson learned: Don’t ever put a guy up on a pedestal. It’s too easy for him to tip over and fall off.

I’m not sure if guys are supposed to read Vanity Fair. I feel very metrosexual with it but am not sure it’s in my comfort zone.

Every little girl wants a prince, a prince who only has eyes for her…but who are we kidding…there’s no such thing as fairytales. Don’t get me wrong…the world is full of dragons and damsels…just not...

I do look forward to keeping in touch with the guys, because we’ll always be connected in people’s minds.

I’ve always thought those guys are really funny. And I love Dumb and Dumber, Kingpin and Mary.

Some guys like to undermine a girl’s self-esteem with little verbal jabs. Eventually it all adds up. One bee sting doesn’t hurt a horse, but enough bee stings can kill a horse.

My philosophy is that you don’t motivate players with speeches; you have motivated players that you draft. That’s where they come in, and those are the guys that are competitive. You can not teach competitiveness.

Foreign Ministry guys don’t become agents. Party officials, the Foreign Ministry nerds, tend not to volunteer to Western intelligence agencies.

Guys have a mental calendar of days in the week, and below the days are empty boxes. On days when they have sex, the box gets a checked. The check mark means all is good...

I wouldn’t have made it past the first round of American Idol auditions. It was months before our first song was recorded. The guys were like, ‘Just seeng!’ And I was like, ‘I don’t know...

I grew up as a tomboy, so I’m used to being around guys.

Leave it to a dude to roll in with your technique, but use a jackhammer instead of jeweler’s screwdrivers.

There are guys out there faster than me.

We’re feminists. We’re doing something that only guys are expected to do and doin’ it right! At our concerts we’ll do one hard-core rap song and then do one where we’ll be real sexy.

I don’t ever really notice when guys are hitting on me. I’m oblivious.

Alec licked his spoon, then set it on the table and popped his drink open. “Okay, I may be breaking some kind of girl bonding rule or something, but can I offer you a guy’s...

This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.

In every thriller written about Washington, particularly after 9/11, there are good guys and there are bad guys, and there’s no gray area at all.