I don’t know why I always get to play these guys who have few redeeming features. But don’t knock it. Villains are much more fun.

Some of these guys… I’ve worked with Ice Cube, I think he’s an immensely talented rapper and actor.

I like to feel like just one of the guys. Especially when I hang out with the girls.

The big shock of my life was Abstract Expressionism – Pollock, de Kooning, those guys. It changed my work. I was an academically trained student, and suddenly you could pour paint, smear it on, broom...

In her experience, there were only two kinds of guys: the ones into sports and the ones into video gaming. It seemed guys had to be obsessed with something, whether it was watching a game...

Hardcore wrestling like CZW is just nonsense. There’s no story there. You’ve got guys jumping off of houses onto barb wired tables, and that’s it. They don’t know how to work. CZW is trash.

I’m not one of those pop guys. That’s for wimps like Vanilla Ice.

All my buddies over the years, like Kevin Costner and the guys – I see ’em go here, I see ’em go there – but I just do my work.

I’m a little younger than these guys, but I would say all of us are huge fans of the original ‘MacGyver’ series, and obviously we found that inspiration for the original pitch for ‘MacGruber.’

I don’t like tight pants on guys.

The thing I really look for in this business is there are guys who are into football and there are guys who are in the profession for other reasons.

The Sandinistas are a tough bunch of guys, with a fabulous amount of Soviet Bloc equipment and Soviet Bloc advisers.

I don’t think much about guys from the past. I’m glad I knew them, but there’s a reason they didn’t make it into my future.

I was very careful to cast guys who were very good-looking and very fit and who had a certain sense of privilege about them, because with that sense of privilege comes contempt.

With most tech guys, it’s the same outfit every day – they wear their company logo.

My family comes first. Maybe that’s what makes me different from other guys.

A lot of guys in jail tattoo their hands.

I really think guys only need two pairs of shoes. A nice pair of black shoes and a pair of Chuck Taylors.

He was like her favorite type of candy, she realized, a bit sour at first but all sweetness in the long run. Admittedly . . . that tartness was part of the allure all along.

I don’t date guys that I just meet randomly. I don’t feel comfortable meeting strangers.

I hate people in general, but you guys are cool with me.

I came in the Dawson’s Creek era; it was all about tiny guys who looked like teenagers, and I haven’t looked like a teenager ever. So I was, like, auditioning to be their dads. At...

Ladies and gentlemen, when you paint your lips, eyes, nails, hair, side-beards, or whatever, to look beautiful or handsome, don’t forget your up stairs, if you don’t go up there to put things in order,...

Now I know why guys like to hug girls. You guys just want to cop a feel. I can’t believe that I’ve fallen for it all these years!

One out of forty American men wears women’s clothing. We’ve had more than forty presidents. One of these guys has been dancing around the Oval Office in a prom dress.

When I first used to tour, guys would come up and say, ‘Where’s the fight club in my area?’ and I would say, ‘There isn’t one.’ And they’d say, ‘No, no, you can tell me,...

My thing is, I like playing guys who have a really interesting internal monologue.

I’m not Brad Pitt or George Clooney. Those guys walk into a room and the room changes. I think there’s something more… not average, but everyman about me.

Mummy’s coming home late tonight. It’ll be just we guys, so we can get drunk and watch porn.

Well even before she was diagnosed with the cancer, I would have said that she was a lot tougher than me and most guys would probably say that about their wives and it’s probably true...

I always like playing the bad guys. They have more fun!

Ethan gave me an admiring look that wasn’t about sex, but about that guy moment when they realize you are not just another pretty face, but maybe, just maybe you can be cute, petite, and...

Overall, we had about 50 meetings where the brothers would say that I couldn’t do any solo records, I couldn’t write for other people, I couldn’t do this and I couldn’t do that. These guys...

With my guys and with the way that we live out there, we work out a lot and try to eat right, but we try to basically keep it our own rhythm and our own...

Though I’d have to say it was generally the guys in Detroit, as a group, that won the two Championships. They were terrific and I always look back very fondly.

The worst job I ever had was working nights in the Chrysler Building. I was part of a team of about five guys, and we polished the leather furniture.

Even as voters, we try to keep up with the guys as much as possible, mainly through television or ESPN.

The guys in Kiss use some make up too so at first it was exiting. I’ve almost stopped using make-up nowadays.

Guys are so easygoing and girls are a little harder to please, but that’s okay.

I think it’s easier to identify with guys who are just trying to make a living and working day to day.

Y’know when your dog drags its butt across the carpet leaving a stain- It’s not as easy as it looks…”

Steroids are for guys who want to cheat opponents.

I’m impressed with how the NBA, as a whole, is dressing so well. Guys are being very creative and having fun with it.

Regardless of what you want to call it, guys need some type of spirituality they can grab onto. If it’s Christianity, which is a very structured approach, or if it’s something that’s a little more...

I have spoken to a whole group of millionaires, head executives at Microsoft. Boy did I chew those guys out.

A beautiful woman can have almost any man she wants. A rich man can have almost any woman he wants.

For us tall people, the whole key is that your hips and your knees should form a right angle when you sit down. That’s where backs and hips get to be problems for big guys.

For you the guy should be the one who will look like the God among the guys.

If a guy likes you, he will not just fight for you. He will also fight the rest of the guys who were hoping to take his place.

Bachelor parties are for the married guys.