I’ve done nothing for the past five years but try to be the hero who protects her. The problem? Heroines don’t need protecting.

My entire life, I saw myself as the beautiful damsel or the graceful maiden. I was the princess searching for her knight. But with my newfound abilities, I finally discovered that, after all this time,...

Because of their DNA, most men loved a damsel in distress. Every time a man sees a pretty lass in trouble, even the boorish slob-of-a-man transforms into a chivalrous knight-in-shining-armour. This was why most women...

The only thing true about what you just said was the storybook damsel part – and that only because you’re pretty enough to be one.

I’m a damsel, I’m in distress, I can handle this. Have a nice day!

Every little girl wants a prince, a prince who only has eyes for her…but who are we kidding…there’s no such thing as fairytales. Don’t get me wrong…the world is full of dragons and damsels…just not...