My wife? Bunny? Do you see a wedding ring on my finger? Does this place look like I’m fucking married? The toilet seat’s up man!

People stay married because they want to, not because the doors are locked.

I’d definitely like more kids when I’m older. And I think I’m like every woman in that I’d like to get married one day.

I’ve been married a couple of times and survived!

I’m a complete romantic – it’s why I always get married. Someone should really stop me.

When I was discharged, I attended the University of Paris and met a beautiful Parisian girl, Janine. We soon married and eventually returned to the States.

Millions of people are married. I’ve never picked up a paper and seen a headline that says, Man Gets Married!

I’m married. Who cares about me?

I have been married for 58 years to the same woman. Our secret? Separate bathrooms.

Getting married and settling down isn’t the most important thing in my life.

The big rule is that you must never get mixed up with a married man – never even look sideways at another woman’s fella. Boy, I really was terrific at obeying that rule, wasn’t I?

I’ve been able to look at the world differently from three continents practically. I’ve always lived between India and the U.S. When I married Mahmood I became a daughter-in-law of Africa. That really changed my worldview. I can see it from so many perspectives.

I’m justthe reason they married.Mum saysI was a surprise.Dad saysI was an accident.Truth is …I am their mistake.

I like getting married, but I don’t like being married.

Searching through Monster.com while on the clock feels like being on Tinder while still married.

Me and my grandma are getting married. Just not to each other.

Who knows what the right time to get married is?

To paraphrase Jane Austen, it is a truth universally acknowledged that a married man in possession of a vast fortune must be in want of a newer, younger wife.

The debris of her married life was enough to sever the tie between reality and dreams, the fine line between desire and temptation. Where did she draw the line? When did she admit defeat and surrender?

As I see it, you GET married – but you MAKE a marriage.

We abstained from having sex until we got married.

I love being married: you don’t have to go out, you don’t have to be on the prowl, and you don’t have to be on the matchmaking sites.

I feel like I’m married to what I do, to the streets. And I feel like when the streets are mad, it’s serious.

I married at a tender age during my early stage and radio struggles.

Being married gives one one’s position like nothing else can.

A family is really a union of two separate entities. When you get married, you are marrying one family into another.

When I was married, I wasn’t loving myself. Now I’m in love with myself. I will get married again.

We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years.

I don’t think a man should try to suppress a woman just because he’s married to her.

I wish to Heaven I was married,” she said resentfully as she attacked the yams with loathing. “I’m tired of everlastingly being unnatural and never doing anything I want to do. I’m tired of acting like I don’t eat more than a bird, and walking when I want to run and saying I feel faint...

That’s disappointing,” Nick said. “I was hoping to see you in action again. It’s kind of sexy in a violent, perverted sort of way.””Gosh, knowing that makes my day complete.””I thought you’d want me to be open about my feelings now that we’re married.

I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m not supposed to be married.

If you don’t have a father, you don’t miss it, because you don’t know what it is. It was really only when I married Wyatt Cooper that I understood what it was like to have a father, because he was just an extraordinary father.

I would say, ‘Go ask any couple that’s been married for 30, 40, 50 years… It hasn’t always been roses.’

I don’t need to be married, but I feel married.

Why haven’t I got a husband and children?” mused Greta Garbo to the Dutchess of Windsor, “I never met a man I could marry.

Even among the married, sexual satisfaction must not be sought in a way which disregards man’s character as a person and degrades him to the animal level.

Don’t get married in a house where there is no toilet.

People don’t get married to get divorced. Maybe people weren’t meant to be together forever.

I’ve only slept with men I’ve been married to. How many women can make that claim?

I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too – for being married so many times.

If we thought it would improve our relationship, we would get married tomorrow, but as it is, nearly 7 years after we got engaged, we are content to wait.

I don’t need to be married to Georgia O’Keeffe or Lillian Hellman, but I like being with a woman I can look up to.

While in El Paso, I met Mr. Clinton Burk, a native of Texas, who I married in August 1885.

Obviously, the ultimate dream is to be married for life.

You don’t stay married for 33 years and not compromise.

I deal with unhappy marriages a lot. I’ve never been married, I’m single.

I have a lot of admiration for people who’ve been in relationships a long time, married for years.

It is a little scary to go across the whole country, and basically the world, and be like, ‘What’s up? I’m gay, and you should let me get married everywhere.’ I don’t feel like I’m a spokesperson. I just sing what my experience is.

We’re planning on being married for a long, long time.