You jumped like a frog.You touched like a dog.You kissed like a bird.

I’d rather be ignored as a frog than eaten as a human.

Love is a four-letter word, like frog, only with more kissing and less princing.

I’m like a tree frog when it comes to birthdays. Basically, my thoughts on birthdays can be summed up in two words: tree and frog.

Sure, I’ll have sex with you—for twenty bucks.” Geez! For half that I can get twice the value, in two twins and a ham sandwich down at the trailer park. Sure, the combined age of...

Reflection is a good reminder of the truth! You may turn your eyes away from the truths, but the reflections will remind them to you! And anything which describes a truth well is a reflection...

It wasn’t a kiss that changed the frog, but the fact that a young girl looked beneath warts and slime and believed she saw a prince. So he became one.

Kiss a frog with your eyes wide open. If he turns into a prince you won’t miss the transformation, but if he doesn’t, you won’t be fooled by some wishful illusion in your head.

I asked what you’re going to do. Nine times out of ten, talking is a way of avoiding doing things.

If you’re going to have to swallow a frog, you don’t want to have to look at that sucker too long!

If you have to eat two frogs, eat the ugliest one first.”This is another way of saying that if you have two important tasks before you, start with the biggest, hardest, and most important task...

Regweld is really a fine wizard,” he continued, patting the shoulder again. “And his ideas for crossbreeding a horse and a frog are not without merit; never mind the explosion! Alchemy shops can be replaced!

She dotes on poetry, sir. She adores it; I may say that her whole soul and mind are wound up, and entwined with it. She has produced some delightful pieces, herself, sir. You may have...