It does no good to bark at the television,I said. I’ve tried it too. So he stopped.

The weaker you are the louder you bark.-Tenten

When true love broke my heart in half,I took the whiskey from the shelf,And told my neighbors when to laugh.I keep a dog, and bark myself.

Estaré delirando, mi hipotalamo estará sobreestimulado, será el chocolate, que me hace ladrar en francés, ouah ouah.

Neighbours complaining about someone’s dog making an awful racket. You could hardly blame the poor beast, its owner had died in her bed at least a fortnight before and there hadn’t been much left of...

Some dogs look like giant mustaches. I shaved mine off because it was barking too much. My love life has improved by leaps and meows.

Chewing and barking do not make you a dog, you need the patience.

If I spelled out the Principles of FaithI would be barking on the moon.