Waiting patiently for the fatest bone is a dog’s lifestyle.

Meditation expands our inner being. The inner being is like a small, individual river flowering towards the Ocean. In meditation, I feel how my inner being expands into an inner ocean, which is part of...

A hungry dog believes in nothing but meat.

You can be yourself without pursuing yourself. Have you ever seen a dog chase his own tail? He just runs in circles.

I didn’t realize dogs can speak German.

Do you think Bubbles wants Chinese food because it’s made out of cats?” Genevieve questioned, shoveling a big bite into her mouth.”Genevieve, that’s just gross and wrong. Don’t say things like that. Bubbles is a...

I have a dog. He needs to be walked, and I love running, so I pull out my running shoes.

I won’t go to England because they won’t let my dog in.

Well I just figure any man who risks his neck to save a dog’s life isn’t going to kill someone for gold teeth.

A stray dog, I might understand,” she said. “But this? You are too softhearted.”No, Mabry,” Ravus said. “I am not.” He looked in Val’s direction. “I think she wants to die.”Maybe you can help her...

You really can’t take a cat and turn it into a dog, or try and get lemons off an apple tree, or what have you.

There is nothing truer in this world than the love of a good dog.

Would you kick her ass already?” Dick said, shoving me back toward Missy. “Come on, Stretch, man up. You do better than this! Get mad.”I nodded, rolling a dislocated shoulder back into place with a...

I’ve been on so many blind dates I should get a free dog.

However, for all his affection and loyalty towards the animal, the dog would soon be leaving him – they would both be present at a celebratory dinner when they reached the roof, he reflected with...

I cried during Old Yeller. Not the part when the dog got shot, but in the beginning, just before the movie actually starts.

A man wasn’t equal to an animal, not one particle of him. Human life was stinking corrupt, and meanwhile there were beautiful creatures who lived with delicacy on the earth without doing anyone harm. “We...

A person’s true character lies somewhere until after you might have pressed the wrong button without knowing, then you’ll realize that there are dogs in human form.

When the idea of ‘Chopped’ surfaced, it was originally meant to be taped at some guy’s mansion with him and his crazy Chihuahua. A stuffy fellow in a tuxedo was to host, and the losing...

The first dog I had was owned by an abusive couple. He was very skittish. He wouldn’t let me hold him. It was explained to me that it was because of how he was treated.

Animals are a continuous source of inspiration and wonder to me. I would love to play a dog.

A pile of hairy towels is not a passable substitute for a dog.

A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better.

People who wear fur smell like a wet dog if they’re in the rain. And they look fat and gross.

Better a live dog than a dead lion.

If it be the chief point of friendship to comply with a friend’s notions and inclinations he possesses this is an eminent degree; he lies down when I sit, and walks when I walk, which...

Speed dating is great, because when that bell rings, I drool like Pavlov’s dog.

Good dog! Nice fetch!””He wasn’t fetching.””Bring her here, boy. Good job!”The dog looked from Zack to me.”I’ve been training him,” Zack said. “Up till now he’s brought home only dead rabbits, but I guess he’s...

Aquí y ahora, yo soy el perro guía y no le huelo el culo a nadie

Asthma doesn’t seem to bother me any more unless I’m around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar.

Know yourself. Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

A dog is a pitiful thing, depending wholly on companionship, and utterly lost except in packs or by the side of his master. Leave him alone and he does not know what to do except...

Yet he could not enjoy the walk. In the morning especially a bougainvillaea looks handmade, lawns are always lawns, and it is true indeed that dogs smell fear. Cats don’t say.

We now had three girls and one testosterone-pumped guy bird that spent every walking minute doing of of three things: pursuing sex, having sex or crowing boastfully about the sex he had just scored. Jenny...

Buy a gift for a dog, and you’ll be amazed at the way it will dance and swerve its tail, but if don’t have anything to offer to it, it won’t even recognize your arrival;...

But was there ever dog that praised his fleas?

Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.

Terriers are problem solvers. They’ll do what you tell them, but only if it happens to be in line with what they wanted to do anyway.

I felt like eating steak, but instead I took my cow for a walk. I mean dog.

So many people pass up older dogs, which is a shame. With an older dog, you know what you are getting.

My daughter is here in town doing a play, and her dog is staying with us. We live up in the hills, so he has access to thousands of acres of wilderness.

I hear Warner laugh.I see him smile.It’s the kind of smile that transforms him into someone else entirely, the kind of smile that puts stars in his eyes and a dazzle on his lips and...

I have one pug and one Czechoslovakian dog called Prazsky krysarik.

I shall have to go. But-” and here Frodo looked hard at Sam- “if you really care about me, you will have to keep that DEAD secret. See? If you don’t, if you even breathe...

My idea of a perfect pet is a really, really big dog! Huge!

Slowly, deliberately, the dog turned from the black wolf and walked toward the man. He was a dog, and dogs chose men.

His absence is so big it’s like he’s there.

Si chinò per accarezzarmi. Fece scorrere la mano lungo la schiena e poi sotto al mento. «Ogni cane dovrebbe iniziare la giornata con una bella grattatina sotto il mento» dichiarò. Spostò la mano sopra la...

This cave is so dark I can’t see any of you in your ninja outfits.” “Sorry.” the boys said and they peeled off their outfits and left them in a pile. The boys left Mollie’s...

How strange! A dog is more humane than a human is.