The idea of a blind date scares me. But a deaf date would be great.

I’m so glad my date doesn’t think I’m ugly. I love blind dates where the woman is actually blind.

It’s scary to be a woman on a blind date. For all she knows the man she is meeting up with could be a rapist, a murderer, or, God forbid, a politician.

The only woman I’d want to go on a blind date with is Helen Keller. Maybe we could meet for coffee and I could listen while she doesn’t all the talking.

A woman’s love for a man should never be taken for granted. What is life without love?

I always splash on the cologne before a blind date because dogs can smell fear

I went on a blind date last night. We watched a silent film. We stayed up all night talking in sign language. I fell asleep in the fetal position in her cat’s litter box. Ah,...

I went on a blind date—with a descendent of Helen Keller.