Motivational Secret of the Week: Dare to dream of dreaming daringly.

Scaling doesn’t scale.

It’s beginning to look like the reports of that Chinese search vessel hearing ‘a ping’ may have been a mistranslation.

If the CIA isn’t a force for truth, what is it good for? (Truth, I mean, not the CIA.)

Why do we assume space aliens will be less emotional than us? What if they’re more emotional? All that hugging could get old pretty quick.

Always write your signature move in disappearing ink.

Birds don’t sing after a storm, they sing before the next one.

Secret 2791716. You can only scandalize people on their own terms.

I didn’t set out to be a villain in film. I’m a character actor, and if my first movie was a comedy, I could have played a geek just as well.

The Occupy Wall Street movement faltered when activists realized that traders were quite busy already.

Well, enough of this introspection. It’s depressing, quite frankly.

Nobody touches my ding dongs!

I have a rule – ‘funny is funny!’ When I write comedy, it’s not my aim to upset people. I will be offensive, edgy and immature, but I will also be very intelligent and relevant....

I never thought that someday men will also use an iPAD.

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I am a playwright who does not write comedies, or tragedies.

I never want readers to be comfortable, to feel like we’re in a comedy or a drama. Life is never just one of those things. Life is a balance of all those things.

So you want me to go to a human orgy, where I will not be welcome, and you want us to leave before I get to enjoy myself? ~Eric Northman

under the gold standard, a free banking system stands as the protector of an economy’s stability and balanced growth… The abandonment of the gold standard made it possible for the welfare statists to use the...

Tears streamed down my face. I was so happy I wanted to shout it from the rooftop. But at the same time I knew that that afternoon’s downpour would have made the slate tiles so...

Men circle like bees around honey, buzzing to communicate their sexual despair.

Her lips full and inviting, she has an infectious laugh and glassy cackle in her eyes, and a 2000 volt sexual charisma that beckons me like a fluff girl on scuffed knees.

I like to watch the news, because I don’t like people very much and when you watch the news … if you ever had an idea that people were really terrible, you could watch the...

Even when I go do comedy stuff live, I can still feel the drummer in me about to go onstage.

You are a manipulator.I like to think of myself more as an outcome engineer.

… the preacher speaks both the word of tragedy and the word of comedy because they are both of them the truth and because Jesus speaks them both…

I don’t know what it must be like to be a writer in general, but to be a comedy writer, it’s got to be something – it’s a very special kind of talent.

Hagyj csak most békét, aki kettőt boncol, Az alaposan egynek sem felel meg. És innen jő a félszeg művelődés. Aki csizmát varr, az csiríz legyen Utósó ízeig, mi gondja másra. Ki a holdat kutatja, e...

And okay, fine. If you have to kiss her, you have to kiss her. And believe me, I do not envy you. That’s taking one for the team a little far. I mean, I think...

Time is going really faster than you think. That second just passed now, get up, pack the bag, get lost…

A comedy that has been divide in two can never be Restored

There’s always someone we’d love to kill, the trick is to make it not look like an accident

I didn’t grow up in a Norman Rockwell house… my house was more akin to Norman Lear.

I feel people desperately want a laugh and what I offer them is optimistic comedy. Unlike some comics, I don’t tell them what a rotten world it is. I say life is fabulous and wonderful...

A lot of people say that comedy doesn’t travel well. I found it very accessible.

Taking his hand I said “Fank woo.””Hm ” he laughed with his mouth closed.

People from different cultures have different definitions for beauty. Isn’t that sad to judge others with our standards… rather than appreciate them?

Let’s try to limit our use of stealth mode from now on,” I said.

The FDA has announced that women deserve the same sexual rights as men. Insert ironic comment into any willing orifice.

Secret 71910151. A story with legs usually involves legs with a story.

Sooner or later, most of us die from complications of being ourselves.

Either every robot can dance the robot, or no robot can.

Anything worth doing is worth neither confirming nor denying having done.

If I didn’t have to kill you, I wouldn’t tell you.

Remember when the question ‘Ginger or Mary Ann’ had nothing to do with who would be the last surviving cast member?

If the criteria was whether it demanded a cash bribe, what data wouldn’t be considered corrupted?

Secret 89.487. Transparent is the new black.

Whoever said “The hand that holds a book cannot hold a gun” never worked for CIA Tech Ops.

Maybe if they had put a little more effort into it, the labor theory of value would be better appreciated today.

Says here there’s a reward,” Mr. Hooks said.Tallie blinked, then remembered Keith had added that tidbit for incentive. She opened her purse and scrutinized the contents of her slim wallet–twelve dollars and a book of...