A tongue, if used the wrong way, can cause serious injury or even death. Politicians are famous for misusing their tongues this way. However, tongues can also be cleansing agents, making the most of a...

Cats are meowable gloves you don’t wear, you pet to keep your hands warm. But I keep my hands warm the old-fashioned way—by applauding all the political rhetoric coming out of Washington DC.

Animal hoarding was a dirty secret until hoarders appeared on our TV screens and showed how they are compelled to collect so many dogs, cats or parrots that the animals end up in cages only...

A woman hath nine lives like a cat.

Dovepaw made a mess of the hunting, true. But she ran to help a Clanmate in trouble when she had no idea what danger she would have to face on the other side of that...

Dogs have hair. Cats, fur.Dogs whine, yip, howl, bark. Cats purrr.I say: No contest.

Is that vodka?” Margarita asked weakly.The cat jumped up in his seat with indignation.”I beg pardon, my queen,” he rasped, “Would I ever allow myself to offer vodka to a lady? This is pure alcohol!

Indeed, there is nothing on this earth more peaceful than a sleeping, purring cat.

Cheshire Puss,’ she began, rather timidly, as she did not at all know whether it would like the name: however, it only grinned a little wider. ‘Come, it’s pleased so far,’ thought Alice, and she...

The cat dropped the rat between its two front paws. “There are those,” it said with a sigh, in tones as smooth as oiled silk, “who have suggested that the tendency of a cat to...

I am the Cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.

I’m a cat. We aren’t required to make sense.

Cats ask plainly for what they want.

…staring into thin air at thosethings only cats can see (Doctro Sleep)

A cat’s rage is beautiful, burning with pure cat flame, all its hair standing up and crackling blue sparks, eyes blazing and sputtering.

You know I’m the first rapper to adopt a tabby cat. You know I adopted straight from the ASPCA, you feel me? Just breaking the boundaries, man, showing everybody it’s okay to be yourself. Embrace...

Kiedy w niedzielę przyszliśmy z Vladimirem a mszę, było tak, jak przepowiedział Vladimir. W czasie sumy kot siedział obok dzwonka i patrzył na ołtarz w taki sposób, że kiedy obejrzeliśmy się w pierwszej ławce za...

Time spent with a cat is never wasted.

I preferred to think of myself as a cat. If I think of my behavior as cat behavior instead of people behavior, it pretty much always makes sense.

Of all the things God created, from sunrises and rainbows, to black holes and humor, cats are the most fascinating to me.

Cats have tongues with the texture of bricks, and fur as warm and soft as blankets.

I love when my cat crushes his forehead into mine like my skull is an empty beer can. But it’s not—there’s still a sip left.

Sleeping, it’s what cats do best. It’s why they are my heroes.

A cat purring on your lap while you sip hot tea, is there anything better? Oh, and you’re floating in a zero gravity environment.

When the tea is brought at five o’clockAnd all the neat curtains are drawn with care,The little black cat with bright green eyesIs suddenly purring there.

To a Vase”How do I break thee? Let me count the ways.I break thee if thou art at any heightMy paw can reach, when, smarting from some slight,I sulk, or have one of my crazy...

A being of light for a pet wouldn’t be furry, but it would keep you warm—and awake at night.

You know, Professor, this stray kitten and you have one very important thing in common.”I can’t imagine,’ responded the professor coolly.’Your life is the most important thing in the world to you,’ said His Holiness....

One upside of the heat. Kind of cool to see a cat pant.

Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.

The urge to change my mind and not go at all is enormous. I’m absolutely terrified to leave on that boat. But, if I don’t go, there’ll be one more broken person in this world...

Why so scrawny, cat?Starving for fat fish or mice…Or backyard love?

No backhoes and cats looking for stuff.

Would you buy potato chips that listed potato by-product or potato digest as an ingredient

Authors like cats because they are such quiet, lovable, wise creatures, and cats like authors for the same reasons.

Kind old ladies assure us that cats are often the best judges of character. A cat will always go to a good man, they say[.]

Don’t eat bear balls. Eat healthy, delectable, plant-based foods so that you will never fall over on your cat.

I hate cats.”Death’s face became a little stiffer, if that were possible. The blue glow in his eye sockets flickered red for an instant.”I SEE,” he said. The tone suggested that death was too good...

Often at shelters, we hear, ‘I told my child she could get a pet, but she will have to take care of him.’ That is an unrealistic expectation and often results in the pet being...

There were fat cats and skinny cats. The long-tailed and the bobbed. The daring young leapers, and the old windowsill sleepers. Balls of waddling fluff, smooth-coated prowlers, and hairless ones that looked fragile and wise....

He inclined his head ever so slightly, displaying with his bearing the supreme confidence, even arrogance, that is the sole providence of cats, dragons, and certain highborn women.

Through all this horror my cat stalked unperturbed. Once I saw him monstrously perched atop a mountain of bones, and wondered at the secrets that might lie behind his yellow eyes.

My fur coat doesn’t need to be dry cleaned, because it’s self-cleaning. It’s constantly licking its fur to keep itself clean. Beats walking through a car wash, like I used to do when I worked...

Cats are always there when you need them, asleep, telling you with their body language that they don’t need you.

To Do Today, 1/17/081. Sit and think2. Reach enlightenment3. Feed the cats

It was raining cats and dogs. My clothes were saturated with meows and barks.

Lecture’s over.

If I knew everything, life would be lonely, as everyone else would want to explore the world, and I’d be content with a cat on my lap sitting in the dark.

I like how cats’ ears can flip inside out. It’s as if they’re saying, Keep talking, human, but I’m not even listening.