Small birds throw seeds out of the feeder; large birds pick them up off the ground, but the squirrels try to muscle in.

Dogs have their day but cats have 365.

Cats are cats . . . the world over!These intelligent, peace-loving, four-footed friends- who are without prejudice, without hate, without greed- may someday teach us something.-James Mackintosh Qwilleran

…if you’ve never been cussed out by a Siamese, you don’t know what profanity is all about!

No one had ever accused Koko of being naughty. Perverse, perhaps, or arrogant, or despotic. But naughtiness was beneath his dignity.

People who really appreciated animals always asked their names.

A female feline named KattaIs getting fatta and fattaBut she’s pretty and purryAnd funny and furrySo what does an ounce or two matta?

He’s our rodent control officer. He doesn’t catch mice, he just terrifies them.