I smell like cat snuggles and sex, though from two different activities. I have just perfected my meatloaf-flavored ice cream, if you want to grab a spork.

And that beautiful face is going to be clamped between my legs as soon as we get home, don’t you worry.

You treat me as if I was a feeble Human who couldn’t survive without your help, but I am a MASTER bloody VAMPIRE. (Bones to Cat – Ch 16, pg. 174)

My queen, his thoughts said reverently.My ass, I didn’t reply out loud.

She had wrapped her marble-like body in a huge fur, and rolled herself up trembling like a cat.

Of course the Man was wild too. He was dreadfully wild. He didn’t even begin to be tame till he met the Woman, and she told him that she did not like living in his...

Damn fine ship’s cat you are.

Victor had always said that most of the time happiness crept up on you when you were doing something else. He also said no happiness was ever wasted, because every happiness stays with you, and...

I was so offended I wanted to light his face on fire. But I restrained myself, because he was wearing my cat on his head.

I feel self-conscious calling my cat fat in front of a fat person, considering I’m skinny and inconsiderate.

I want to start a business making mint-flavored sunshine that comes in a can half full of meow-free rainbows. (Leprechauns sold separately.)

You didn’t really think we were done, did you?

Less bitching…more learning.

I have a Siamese twin cat. It’s got 2 heads and 18 lives.

And I was some of the mud that got to sit up and look around. Lucky me, lucky mud.

Spartacus,” I called, “how’s it hanging?” Probably not too well. Once you’re dead, had your organs removed, and are resurrected as an undead mummified cat, your testicles probably looked like old raisins that had rolled...

The thing most consistently on my desk as I write is a cat – a different one at different times of the day. I think I’m more a part of their ritual.

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.

I don’t own a cat. My cat owns a human.

I’m putting the finishing touches on a cat. I love petting.

Cats are like walking brooms you can actually comfortably cuddle with.

Who knows what goes on in the mind of a cat?

I love you. You have no idea what you are worth to me.

Maybe I was worrying for nothing. Maybe it had just been casual for him, and I wouldn’t even have to tell him it couldn’t happen again. After all, the man was a couple hundred years...

It’s the perfect solution. We argue all the time. We can’t stand each other. It’s like we’re already married.

Now, you people have names. That’s because you don’t know who you are. We know who we are, so we don’t need names.”There was something irritatingly self-centered about the cat, Coraline decided. As if it...

Never try to outstubborn a cat.

The Cat and the Moon The cat went here and thereAnd the moon spun round like a top,And the nearest kin of the moon,The creeping cat, looked up.Black Minnaloushe stared at the moon,For, wander and...

Cat would be god for elephant, if it ate mouse in front. (Chat serait dieu de l’éléphant, – S’il mangeait la souris devant.)

Maruman does not loll.

My cat is a meow factory. Why can’t he manufacture something more profitable, like love?

Opinions are like kittens,” he commented. “People are always giving them away.

You’re not a woman,” he said finally. “You’re the Grim Reaper with red hair!

You’ll drain me dry, but not my neck, and you’ll beg me to stop before I’m finished.” -Bones

Damn, Ian was already there. I braced myself as he came out from behind the RV. He sniffed, his nose wrinkling. Then he looked over me and my blonde captive, grinning.”Managed to squeeze in a...

Clark Gregg is so cool. He’s a pretty cool cat. People are drawn to him.

If she had touched me,” he said very softly, “I would have been hers and not my own, not ever again. I wanted her to touch me but I could not let her. No cat...

Because I like to flirt with death. Let’s do this, give me your best shot, human. Let’s see who gives in first. This isn’t my first time.

There are only a few things that are more entertaining than watching a cat trying to run across a freshly waxed wood floor after a ball.

I have hair on my chest. And it’s purring.

Your dead cat would look great on my t-shirt—along with tire tracks on my chest. What better time is there to love than now?

Cap’n and I are available for birthday parties at reasonable prices. He does magic, and I make your cake disappear.

In this case, it’s a stake. You could always feel around for something more, though. See what comes up.

Mama says go back to bed! – Cat

We say cat tastes like chicken when, had we been weaned on kitten stew, we’d say chicken tastes like cat.

There is love enough in this world for everybody, if people will just look.

Do you feel it? It’s a heightening of the senses, the kind that immobilizes a cat crossing the street, transfixed by the blinding headlights of a speeding car. You know you have to head for...

‘And satisfaction brought it back.

Nothing says you care like sending someone a kitten.

One can imagine that if humanity suddenly disappeared from the planet, the cat would shrug its shoulders, raise its tail, and return to its forest habitat, there to live as its ancestors have done for...