I’d seriously contemplated a real collar – a sparkly green one – if only because I was sure it would offend his dignity.

If you want a happy ending, it just depends on where you close the book!

I hate the polo collar.

Whenever I see people with their collars up, I’m tempted to point it out to them like you would for someone who has a food stain on their shirt or food in their teeth, as...

She put on her lace collar. She put on her new hat and he never noticed; and he was happy without her.