The day we met, frozen I held my breath. Right from the start, I knew that I found the home for my heart beats fast. Colors and promises. How to be brave? How can I...

Success doesn’t come to yo, YOU GO TO IT.

There were millions of Earth men and women who bought the Earth cultures big lies, and they died just as unhappy as you are now. And I suggest to you that it’s a foolish thing.

The word “awesome” is overused.

I am not your dove,” he ground out, barely loud enough to hear. “I am a wolf.

Err on the side of awesome.

If I hung out with Van Gogh, I don’t know what we’d do. We’d just play it by ear, I guess.

As it ‘appens, I am Arthur’s right-hand man,” said Suzy. “Or left-hand girl, I can’t remember where I stood last time. Anyhow, me and Arthur is like two fingers of a gauntlet. Or at least...

Life. Life is a show. It’s up to you how to make your own story, do your own show and how to live your show you are on. You choose who you need to meet,...

Real gangster-ass Nerdfighters don’t run from nothing… ‘cause real gangster-ass Nerdfighters can’t run fast.

I like a little fight in my girls.”She grinned at him,causing blood to dribble down her chin.”Then you’re going to love me.

It’s been really gratifying to see that so many people love Total Skull! I really make things that I love, so it’s awesome to see other people love it, too.

Really think about what you want your eulogy to say about you, then live THAT.

What’s my age again?

One can’t learn much andalso be comfortableOne can’t learn much andlet anybody else be comfortable

I managed to beat Michael Phelps’ 400 meter IM time. And not only did I beat his time, but I did it in exactly 200 meters.

Portia followed after, a smirk on her face, and Syc hissed as he passed.Donegan waited till they were gone, then swung round to Gracious.”He hissed at me.””He hissed at you.””Should I hiss back?””It’s a bit...

If I ever get a 20-dollar bill, I like to convert it into 20 singles, because women like guys with lots of money.

Just like an angel, the lovely one and the cuteAll the beauty together in your funny sulky looks Innocent, like the kids, like the pigeons in my garden Magnetic attraction, awesome, amazing and the super...

Bitches ain’t shit, and they ain’t sayin’ nuthin’. A hundred muthafuckas can’t tell me nuthin’.

It’s certainly TOUGH being AWESOME all the time, but I do it so the kids have someone to look up to!

She gave me a smile I could feel in my hip pocket.

If internet explorer is brave enough to ask you to make it your default browser, then you are brave enough to ask your crush out.

You somehow make it outta here and track me down, you best come with a furious rage–because I got no use for your sympathy.

Yelling doesn’t get your point across, it only makes it louder.

I suppose that means you don’t want any band-aids, either,” I said, a touch more bitterly than I’d meant to.

I am what prevents the Accelerator from being a bomb.””Except you didn’t,” said Gracious. “Because you weren’t around.””I got bored.””You’re a machine.””Machines can become bored, too.”Gracious looked suddenly concerned. “My toaster is bored?””Perhaps, ” said...

Grandpa had a good life, up until the day we slaughtered him and ate him. Honestly, he raised chickens, so he should have seen it coming.

Huevos up. Swing up to the window, swing back to Al B. Hall, who says, “Bless you,” and would I get him a bottle of Satan’s Red-Hot Revenge for the eggs?Sure thing, Pastor.

Just because you fall down doesnt mean your hurt in the process yet mabey you found your lost ear ring

I never really grew up until I had kids.

Mr Davis was a middle class tremble of a man worried about an unseemly display and his Jerry Springer moment

Learn to appreciate the things you have in the life you’re living. It is your present.

I’d never name my kid Mark, for fear he’d be a target—a mark.

Pretending to care what men think is an art. It takes moments to learn, but lifetimes to master. I’d like to believe I’m an expert.

Awesome is a substance I sell in times of peace. And despair. It’s slippery and smells like freedom, so do not attempt to apply it anally. That advice is mostly directed at politicians.

A ray of sunshine, I bring to the world my passion of guiding others to their point of power by first loving themselves from the inside out. I Am on a never ending journey of...

I’m going down! Because you ain’t around, baby, my whole world’s upside down!

Hey a rant. Haven’t done one of those in a while. S’good to stretch out the Longevitus Ranticus section of the brain once in a while, otherwise you just become passive and might even- god...

Positive thinking will let you use the ability which you have, and that is awesome.

Do you find this…distracting?

I saw Cheap Trick play ‘In Color,’ and it was awesome.

Life is but a story told at one’s funeral

My ex girlfriend and I go long periods of time without speaking to each other. And in between those extended stretches, we fill the time with silence.

He looked at Ghastly. “Thoughts?””I want to kill Sanguine,” was the first thing Ghastly said. “And I want to do it slowly, in front of a lot of people. Using a hammer.”Skulduggery nodded. “Very healthy.

If given the choice, I’d take five ones over a five-dollar bill, because women prefer men with lots of money.

Whats the point in being grown up when you cant act childish sometimes?

The sun’s glow had given way to a brilliant twilight that colored the great mountains with violet and orange rivers.

It’s tough being AWESOME all the time, but the kids need someone to look up to!

Bat stood in the open door and said “I am a crime scene unit detective from the New York City Police Department, you heinous fucking mongoloid, and there is nothing I cannot do.